1. You had a date to meet someone and have a picnic lunch in the park. You have made your special chocolate cake and are waiting at the appointed hour. You wait...and wait...and wait...after an hour goes by you call and get voice mail and leave a message. He returns your call the next day and says'' I drove by your apartment and beeped the horn several times but you didn't come out''. 2. You are having a drink with someone and he asks your sign and you tell him and he promptly gets up and says ''my moon rises in Capricorn and yours rises in Pisces so we'd never get along''. Really? I'd like the moon to rise right now and beam me back home. 3. You have been dating a divorced Dad of a 3 year old girl. He says she is very ''sensitive'' toward him dating. You both decide that after 2 months you should meet this ''sensitive'' 3 year old. You meet for coffee where this darling child bites you on the arm and says ''go away''. Oh my darling ''sensitive'' child..it will be my utmost please to go away...but after I bite you back. 4. You are on the date from hell. Mr. Egomaniac hasn't shut up through drinks,salad, or dinner. The tables are close together and his bellowing can be heard across the room. You see the couple at the next table staring at you and you want to evaporate. You get up to go to the rest room and the lady from the next table is in the rest room. She says'' is there anything I can do for you to get you out of here quickly? You have my deepest sympathy!'' 5. You 've talked to someone on the phone twice and have never met. He invites you to go on a Sunday drive with him. Really? Do you have a daugher? Would you tell her to get into a car with a stranger and go for a Sunday drive? Didn't think so. Oh..I'm a bitch because I won't go with you? You bet I am... And the beat goes on.
Get yourself a free membership on a dating site with a few million members, search for married women in your town, and approach them by letting them know you want the same things as them.>>im a sweetheart looking for a young guy 100% real (79360, Seminole, TX)
Hi im amber Im a hispanic, about 5'5 ish with brown hair and eyes Im an definitely not skinny but im not huge im just a little bit more to love lol Im graduating from high school and im finally ready to be in a serious relationship Im not the type of girl to hook up with random people right now im just looking to have alot of fun and I need someone to have fun with! Im not your average girl instead of going to the movies i'd rather you take me somewhere I dont go that often I think I have an awesome personality I always make sure im looking my best. I will never leave the house without my make up on, but that doesnt mean im self centered im the type of person who puts others before myself I listen to rock and country music so I think piercings and tattoos are hot but I love me some cowboys too ;) a great sense of humor is a must!!! I cannot be around someone who cant make me laugh sooo yeah lol Im really random and I hate being serious but I can be if I have to Im super clumsy but I know how to laugh at myself :) I am in no way a naggy girlfriend or high maintenance! I would never start a fight because you forgot to call me lol I think girls like that are retarded lol so anyways email me and lets start having some fun! I'll send pics if you will :) this is 100% reall its 9:09 pm saturday night may 22, 2010
Date married ladies/guys in your neighbourhood.
I'm home listening to some Frank Sinatra and reading my financial times I never got around to this morning because I was too busy sleeping in too late and racing out the door while spilling coffee on myself. May the record show that I also pounded some cheap sauv blanc lastnight at a work happy hour. Oh yes, party people. Moving on. Since last September Iíve roofied myself on an intercontinental flight and Iíve taken more photos than I could ever post-process with my case of adult onset ADD . Iíve watched more Oprah episodes and read more US Weeklyís and taken more cabs than I care to admit. I also got a new laptop and broke a blackberry. Iíve gone on dates that after too much beer and Jameson led me to believe that we should just catch a cab together back to my place and decide weíre just getting married, we had too much in common. And it was fun. Woot. I laughed during my aunt's funeral, but only because I know she would have laughed, too. I miss her. After that I lost, and regained my religion. I love texting and google reader, and I consider my ability to forgive to be an affliction. Like halitosis. Itís a silly cliche, but it actually turns out that life is too short. Drinks, anyone?
įē~❤~ēįSlim Filipina seeks tall single white or latin guy for LTR✔ 46yr (Seminole, Texas )
How's it going guys,
I was recently laid off now a few months after more than 20 years of long hours of work and while I'm seeking work, I now have what seems quite a bit of free time on my hands to finally meet my one "best friend" for a LTR to hang out with, travel or whatever it is you like doing. Last bf said I'm such a trooper for anything, pretty flexible, I'll try anything and I mean anything at least once. So here goes more about me and what I'm looking for... pretty lengthy but might as well ask and hopefully receive...
American of Asian descent Slender, 5'2", 102#, never overweight or had a weight issue Drug/disease/smoke-free Divorced after 10-year marriage with 4 adult children
Attractive, youthful, often told to look at least 10-15 years younger but I know they all say that, I have recent photo Easygoing, drama-free, open-minded, non-judgmental Somewhat submissive nature, high-energy/libido
If I've piqued your interest and you're a tall, "SINGLE" WHITE or LATIN guy that can answer "YES" to the following questions, then we may be a match.
ARE YOU... Must answer "YES" to all, as its what I'm attracted to:
- seeking a long-term relationship? - 38 to 54 or as long as you're fit & look youthful - drug/disease-free? - 5'11" to 6'4" - No offense, just attracted to taller guys - not partially balding but totally shaved head ok or still have your head of hair? - attracted to slim, filipina women, or curious the first time?
- height-weight proportionate/slim to medium-build ? - affectionate, open-minded, communicative, and comfortable with expressing your feelings and not hold back? - drama-free, easygoing? hot tempers creeping up at moment's notice gives me the chills - sexually satisfied with a medium to high sex drive?
If you've seriously answered "YES" to all, here are the bonus questions to answer when you reply so I know you are for real for a better chance for a reply back, since a lot of you tend to send one liner responses and I know nothing about you why you're replying.
Copy and paste to your email with your answers and attach a close-up recent photo: DO YOU:
look and feel youthful and energetic, as I? How old are you and physical stats?
have a sense of humor/humorous?
not mind showing PDA, at least hold hands is fine enough and maybe a kiss ?
cook, sorry I can't - I'm a heat and microwave person?
own a home?
If you've read this far, then we could possibly have a connection or chemistry going. Thanks for taking the time. A recent close-up pic with your answers to above questions gets a better chance for a reply back if I like what I see.
Looking for military guy to get married 21yr (79360, Seminole, TX, Gaines County)
email dating for married with ur pic and we'll discuss=)
So much love to give no one to give to 21yr (Seminole, Texas )
Hey whats up!!! I am a 21 year old college girl thats down to earth, fun loving, sweet, funny and cute hehe. I have been played by guys soo much that I want a real man this time around. Someone that is funny, smart, caring, sweet, romantic with a little bit of a bad boy. Not sure what else to put here so milfs your interested then message me and if not good day. Oh and please attach pics since I have some posted some :-)
Do you think it is okay for a single person to date someone who is married? Iím thinking of the whole Rielle Hunter - John Edwards affair. Iím a divorced woman in my late 30s, and I would NEVER date or screw a married man. >>Are you available - w4m 26yr (Seminole, 79360, TX )
I am looking to meet new people and get back out into the world. I have dating for married seperated from my husband for about 6 mo. and now I am ready to move on. I have a busy life but there is always room for more.If any of this seems interesting to you then hit me back. Later.
Romantic Partnership without Children (79360, Seminole, Texas)
Hello! I am an athletic, pretty, funny, sassy, kind, intelligent, idealistic woman in her mid-forties. Big brown eyes, short pixie hair, exotic face, long legs, petite and toned. Love to: be out in nature, hike, dance, cook beautiful meals for my community of friends, explore, learn, teach and celebrate. Am ''child-free'' by choice and want to develop a loving romantic partnership with a man who does not have or want children. Being an Aunt to my two fabulous nieces is great! An ideal man for me is: Handsome, athletic, considerate, dependable, creative, smart and in his 30's to mid-40's East Bay location and light alcohol use preferable. A dating for married to at least try dancing a huge plus! I am an ambitious business woman launching a very FUN web-based project that may involve occasional travel for a while. Is your life flexible enough to join me on some exciting adventures??? Please include some pics and a few words about yourself. I can include some photos with my reply... Hope you are having a wonderful day!