I am looking for a fun guy....I've been looking around on http://dating-for-married.net list and all the guys I am interested in want something besides what I have. I am 40 but don't look it, white, tall...5'11'', blondish, blue eyes and overweight so you should like big girls, 'cuz that's what I am. I had this discussion with someone lately and I don't know if I qualify as being called BBW. I certainly have some pounds to lose...anyway, we'll exchange pictures and you can decide. I am super easy to get along with as long as your not stupid, possesive or an alcoholic. I have my own place, own car, own money and just getting back into the dating scene after a 12.5 year realationship. I like getting my nails done, massages, shopping and being outside. I don't want to sleep out there....on a mountain or where ever, but I like to ride my bike, go for walks, go to the farmers market, hike a little bit and explore new places around Portland. I enjoy some sports and can follow an episode of SportsCenter and comment intelligently when appropiate. You should be nice, friendly, TALL, in shape, employed, have your own car, have your own place to live, have a full head of hair, NO FACIAL HAIR, NO GLASSES, single, childless, positive, between the ages of 25 and 35. Guy's who DO NOT SEND PENIS PICTURES will move straight to the top of my ''reply to'' list. I'll send a face pic or two right back to ya! If we do meet up and things go well and we have a sexual relationship you should be creative, dynamic, sensual, not afraid to tell me what you want and not be offended when I tell you what I want. The ability and desire to go more than once is appreciated. I am not a ''normal'' girl where sex is concerned....I like porn, toys and going to the strip club's and getting lap dances. I am open minded, creative and like to explore new things. By the way, I don't need to be held after sex. You can go home or you can stay over, but just shut up and go to sleep already. I would like to meet somone who likes to go out and eat at nice restaurants, drink occasionally, doesn't need to go party every night, likes main-stream movies, likes to just chill at the house sometimes and isn't allergic to cats. I am not gonna cook for you, do your laundry or pick out your clothes. Okay, so now I get to filter thru all the spam mail this is going to get me. If you wanna help me with that please put the name of your favorite NFL team in the subject line. Please be respectful, I am a real person.
The first step is finding married women seeking an affair online. Ignore the free dating sites. These are scams setup to steal identities and spam members with paid offers like live webcams. Choose a popular dating site with several million members. >>Mr Hilarious 27yr (57350, SD, Beadle County)
Every girl says she wants a guy with a sense of humor, right? Right. Guess I'm no different than all the rest. EXCEPT: I consider myself a connoisseur of all things funny. And though I appreciate slapstick and polished goofball standup - not half-assed obscenity-laced drivel with no drive to it - I think the amazing wits of the world are found in clowns. And that's what I want to hang around. Amazing wits in clowns. I'm young, I'm sexy, I don't do drama and I'm looking to date someone who wears a metaphorical big red nose. Pretty funny is not enough, fellas. I'm talking big orange hair and pom-pom buttons on your suit. Metaphorically.
Date married ladies/guys in your neighbourhood.
im looking for a fun guy to hang out with this summer and see where it goes. i have a lot of free time now soo i figured i would try this out. send a pic and we can go from there
my vin diesel 24yr (Huron, 57350 , Beadle County)
I am looking for a man to his body and face looks like vin diesel.I am a pretty girl, slim and very loving. Pic x pic no games
thick~cute.... (Huron, South Dakota )
single latin female, ISO to meet a handsome single white/latin mature young man, that means under 32, for friendship that can lead to more. Someone who's can keep me smiling & is not too full of himself. Someone who's possibly into hip-hop & r&b. I'm 5'7 light skinned~ brunette, thick&curvy, voluptuous & proportioned. smart, funny, easy-going, & real. Reply with a pic (Huron, South Dakota )
I'm a woman with some extra meat on her bones but I carry it well. Dont want to give too much away about me, its best to give my info after I receive your emails. I do have photos and will send to you after I receive your reply with attached photo of yourself. I prefer African American men who are intelligent, outgoing, active, ambitious, dating for married affectionate and family orientated. I prefer tall men with a medium to thick frame, BUT not fat. Please be between the ages of 38 and 50. If interested please email me.....DONT FORGET YOUR PHOTO.
While I've been Single I've Learned 31yr (Huron, 57350, SD )
That while I do appreciate splaying across the ENTIRE bed at night sometimes, it feels empty. I can open bottles and jars but I prefer to bat my eyelashes and let someone who's all strong and manly do it. I love yard work but it is so much more fun with someone to do it with. I am perfectly capable of strong, healthy relationships but there seems to be a shortage of people who are similarly capable. The loneliest part of the day is right after work when it's time to hurry home to my Sigh of Relief and he isn't there. I like being self sufficient and taking care of myself but it sure is nice to be taken care of milfs marriage again and/or more kids off the line is being somewhat emotionally unavailable. I've learned to change my air filter, I'm satisfied taking it in for an oil change but I have no idea how to change a tire. I am a whole lot to handle, in all of my parts. And, it really is safer if SOMEONE has a spare key to my car because I'm GOING to lock mine in the car at some point. It's a matter of odds.
Don't Fall in Love: This is the number one rule when dating a married woman. >>SBF seeks SWM 36yr (Huron, South Dakota )
Smart, athletic and successful dating for married seeks white male counterpart with the same qualities. If you fit these characteristics, please respond with a photo.
What fun things can we do together? 23yr (57350, Huron, SD)
For Starters:: I'm not going to be dat chick all of you guys are looking for. I'm going to be extremely frank. I am NOT lookin for ANY kind of sexual action. No one nighters, nsa whateva. No way. Move on to the next girl. Second, drugs are a really retarded way to trash your potential. This includes cigs. I dont understand y invest your cold hard cash into things temp and unhealty? I'll tell you what...next time you feel the need to light your money on fire, hit me up and i can go bloe it for u on some new jewelry. Deal? lol ok. So either you're turned off or impressed by now. Dont even take the time to tell me im shallow or conceited. I'm doing both of us a favor by being up-front-games are for kids andim too old to play.. And plus, if I were to find out you did drugs, im likely to be that chick to report it. :) Have a nice day! If you happen to be one of the few who agrees with the above, cool beans!! We are already off to a good start I'm looking for friends first first, of course. Not married, no kids, no drama. I love music: Not all i dont really like metal or coutry.. I'm more alt/rock/indie/sometimes pop. A few faves: U2, DMB, Matchbox20, The Starting Line, Jason Mraz, John Mayer, Queen, a bunch of local stuff, Red Hot Chili Peppers... you get the gist. I am SO down with watchin movies at the crib rahter than going out to the movies. It's kinda expensive, especially if you dont know if u will like the movie you're going to watch. Plus, those theatre arm rest make it kinda difficult to be close! :P I am old dating for married in a lot of ways, but I live in the real world and I certainly aint perfect. I can make and take a joke and sometimes I even show my ankles or my elbows! lol Anyhoo, I'll close this up. I'm looking for friends first, like I said, but ultimately, someone caring, corny, humble, goofy, intellectual, independent and spontaneous. And if I were really picky, I'd say no piercings and no tattoos. Im generally not that attracted to smaller guys just because I'm thoughtful. Muscular/thick/fillintheblank i like. Yeah yeah, and white guys too. Just stating my preference. Does all that sound like a laundry list? and i didnt even mention the application lol j/p!!!