Meh, I have never done this before, but here goes. I am 33, recently separated after a 17 year marriage, and I have an 8 year old daughter. Sound scary? I guess so :-) My life has been a bit complicated, but I am honest, brainy, affectionate, loyal, a bit of a smart ass and a tomboy, and I have a weakness for obscenity. I am an artist, currently in art school, but annoyed by the art scene and I despise bullshit. I am chill and mature, politically way progressive, informed, and analytical. I spend a lot of time observing the world around me and Voltaire and Hume turn me on. I am a nerd and I love to play WoW, but am not super obsessive about it. I love music - Iron and Wine, Neutral Milk Hotel, Low, Decemberists, Radiohead, and Sigur Ros are the bands that are ever present on my playlist. I am a great cook and I love to make things beautiful. I am a compulsive learner and I can butcher a chicken, make bread, use power tools, restore a wood sash window, solder fine silver and weave fine linens. I grew up in rural Oregon but am in love with Portland. I am a laid back parent, and my little girl is super cool and smart. I don't own a television, but I always watch Daily Show and Colbert Report online and I have a long term commitment to The Family Guy. I ride a Dutch bike, am anti-capitalism, loathe the suburbs, haven't stepped into a big box store in years, and am unapologetically atheist. I have yet to determine if I am a formalist or a functionalist, but I make a mean pie. So... that's quite a list huh? Like a super hero with a really short attention span. But I am also... really shy until I get to know someone, feeling bewildered about being out in the dating scene really for the first time in my life, and I still have pretty complicated feelings about the man I just spent 17 years with in a very honest and intimate relationship. I am 5' 8'', and somewhat overweight, but I have been steadily losing weight for the last 6 months. I am not shallow, but I am tired of being overweight and do not intend to be anymore. But if a perfect body is high on your list... I am not your girl, at least right now. I smoke sometimes, drink occasionally, and like to smoke a bowl here and there. I have a really high sex drive, and am a good friend and partner. Right now I am just looking for someone 30-38ish, chill and smart - someone that appreciates knowledge, proper use of their/there/they're and your/you're, good music and beautiful things. Someone sweet and honest, caring, quirky, and funny, and basically a good friend. Beards are nice too. At some point maybe it could be more than friendship, but for now a friend would be great.
Get yourself a free membership on a dating site with a few million members, search for married women in your town, and approach them by letting them know you want the same things as them.>>Seeking long term relationship with wealthy, available bachelor 25yr (Providence, Rhode Island , New England| Greater Boston)
I am attractive, petite, intelligent, classy, and sophisticated. I am a very girlie girl whose interests include shopping and fashion, going to the spa, keeping in shape, traveling, and fine dining. I am interested in meeting an older, successful gentleman who knows how to treat a Southern princess. I am looking for a long term relationship that could potentially lead to further commitment in the future. If you are interested, please reply with a picture and tell me about yourself and what you're looking for. Note: If you are looking for a one night stand, are married or otherwise unavailable, or unable to provide me with a photo prior to meeting, please do not contact me.
Date married ladies/guys in your neighbourhood.
Me: traveler entrepreneur educated 420/cocktail friendly artistic honest strong but sensitive fun & funny sarcastic & witty sbf I am not interested in a smash&dash situation. I am interested in meeting new ppl & hopefully coming across someone I can build with. My dating scene is played right now, so I am trying a new approach. Please be respectful, loving, financially stable, open-minded & willing to properly court a wonderful young woman such as myself. I am definitely a catch. People try to get at me on the regular; however, I am looking to attract a specific type of individual. The kind that don't scare easily & are capable of having very mature conversations with a very mature young lady. I am trying to be as clear as possible so that you can reciprocate. Translation: No funny business! That is all :-P
A Different Kind of Man 30yr (02906, Providence, RI)
I love men that are in touch with their feminine side. The kind, sensitive type that perhaps may have a submissive side to him. I've always felt I can understand them better, and they always seem to understand me. Are there any intelligent, HONEST, single, good looking ones out there for me? I'm also intelligent, good looking, and single, average height and weight and don't have any children. I'm looking for someone that is 28-40 years old. Do you give good massages? Do you have a good sense of fashion? Do you like to cook? Do you like to dance? Do you like witty, thought provoking conversation? Do you like affection and lots of sex? I do! I'm certainly wanting to share some fun times with you, and if you play your cards right, possibly my bed. Possibly monogamously. Possibly long term. No: Liars, married men, a large amount of body/facial hair, conservatives or overweight guys. Emails without pictures will probably not be responded to, and sorry- a picture of your dick doesn't count as a picture. I'm 100% REAL, so think of something intelligent to say to me! ;)
Normal woman looking for a normal man 42yr (Providence, Rhode Island , New England| Greater Boston)
I have been single for a short while and wanted it that way to have time to reflect on what I really want today...and that is a normal man. What I mean by that is this..someone who is sincere and caring and affectionate..but dating for married stable in all areas of his life. A man that is not going to take advantage nor not appreciate what a REAL woman can do for his entire world. I dont want to own you and you dont want to own me. You: Smart secure Tall happy funny would be great! non controlling loyal Me: Sexy fun happy secure confident stable I have green eyes and a great smile..good career..fun life, good friends...missing the guy. Lets exchange pictures and go from there
Sexy Student 21yr (02904, Providence, RI, Providence County)
I am a Sexy Student Looking for a Respectful Gentleman to be my Sugar Daddy :) Looking for something long term & fun ... I need someone that I like who wants to go out and do things & enjoy the city, so if your just looking for sex, dont bother. I would like someone who is real milfs available to meet.. NO FAKES Please send a picture and description as to how you can spoil me
So I'm dating this married girl. She's very cool and we only kissed a few times. She cheated on her husband before and I know damn well she is not in love with him. I could have slept with her at least twice but my morals said "NO">>bazinga 32yr (02905, Providence, Rhode Island)
i heart various things. to that end, i seek an interim-BFF such as dr. sheldon cooper. please write? perhaps we could discuss such topics as BSG, dating for married thieves, or similar subject matter.
Calling all gingers and foreigners! 21yr (Providence, 02908 , Providence County)
Hi, I know this is uncommon but I find Rupert Grint, the man who plays Ron in Harry Potter, irressistably attractive! I would love to meet a man who looks like him. That's probably impossible though, so I've included more realistic prospects in my title. I just love foreign men in general, not really a specific type. There is something so alluring about accents and learning about someone from a different lifestyle and culture that fascinates me endlessly. I'm also a major fanatic of traveling, though my dedication to school and work has me a bit tied down from making any great itineraries at the moment. I enjoy languages and trying to learn/speak them, so there is always something to talk about. I'm not really sure how to go about this, but please just feel completely free to send me a message if this crappy post interested you in any way. It's kind of hard to go out in public and try asking everyone I know and see about awesome foreign men and Rupert Grint lookalikes, so I figured the Internet was the next best method. Maybe I am just a just a terminally insane woman was hasn't come to realize her own insanity yet, I guess you will have to dating for married and find out. Looking forward to your messages!