A 3 point presentation on why my best friend would be the best GF Ever 31yr (Barrington, Rhode Island , New England| Greater Boston)
In the fine spirit of camaraderie, I want to introduce everyone to your dream girl. She is amazing, basically in every way. I would totally rail her myself, but Im also a girl and were not into that. Well, maybe, but there would have to be a dude involved. A very hot dude. But, I digress. So... She is pretty, and brunette, in crazy in bed She is fun and funny and totally adorable, but for some reason she isnt getting it on the regular. I have no idea why; she should be rolling five deep. Being the children of corporate America that we are, I thought the best way to appeal to our target demographic is through a 3-point presentation on why she would make the best girlfriend ever. In the interest of time and efficiency, there is a conclusion statement at the bottom of each point that summarizes the key themes of the post. If you are smart, funny and successful, between the ages of 29 and 39, I strongly encourage you to seriously consider the following: 1) Low Maintenance. You want to go out with your dudes? She is cool with that. You want to split the check? She is cool with that. You want to wear gross old sweat pants and not shower for days? She is probably not ok with that, but we all have standards. Personal hygiene is one of them. She loves music, hanging out, watching movies like the hangover, camping, and BBQs. Super chill doesnt even begin to describe her temperament. She will bake you cookies all the time. Conclusion: As long as you shower, you can hang out with your friends and drink beer whenever you want. Also, she is not crazy. 2) Sexual Relations. She is down always. All the time. In the garden or in the dirt. You can do it in the pouring rain, runnin the train when it's hot or cold out How 'bout in the library on top of books? But you cant be too loud. Conclusion: You will get to bone. Alot. 3) Smart & Pretty & Funny: Whole Package There are few ladies who are so accomplished, and do it with such polish . She is the type of girl that your friends would tell you is way too good for you, and then hit on her behind your back. But never fear, she will politely decline their bold offers because she only has eyes for you. She can quote dirty movies, talk like a sailor and wrestle a crocodile with one hand, all while looking fabulous. Intimidating as it may seem to be with someone who is basically perfect, she still has a few flaws to keep you interested, as in: she cannot speak French and she sometimes falls down. Other than that, I can think of nothing. Conclusion: She is perfect. If this sounds like the lady for you, please shoot me an email and I will put you through the vetting process.

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Lets Date 50yr (2806, Barrington, RI, Bristol County)
single mature woman seeks a mature single man for dating.Please be single, non smoker preferred. I would really like someone to do stuff with it gets a bit lonely these days and concerts parks and movies are all better with a partner. Please be age appropriate and local to the Burbank area.

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I truly do miss you - w4m 25yr (Barrington, Rhode Island , New England| Greater Boston)
You opened it. Good luck. Tonight at midnight your true love will realize they love you. Something good will happen to you at 1:00 pm to 4:40 pm tomorrow, it could be anywhere. Tonight at midnight they will remember how much they loved you. You will get the shock of your life tomorrow, a good one. If you break the chain, you will be cursed with relationship problems for the next 2 years. Karma. If there is someone you onced loved, or still do, and cant get them out of your mind, repost this in another city within the next 5 minutes. Its amazing how it works.If you truly miss someone, a past love, and cant seem to get them off your mind....then repost this titled as " I Truly Do Miss You" Whoever you are missing will surprise you. Dont break this, for tonight at midnight, your true love will realize they love you and something great will happen to you tomorrow.

Navy Gal Looking For a Marine 34yr (Barrington, 2806, RI , New England| Greater Boston)
Im 34 years old and active duty navy, looking for a strong Marine who can handle a mature and serious women. I have teenagers so if you have kids thats fine. Im interested in a man who can deal with a hectic schedule and who is very confident in himself. Not looking to babysit so sorry boys this cougar isnt looking for anyone younger than 27. I want a guy who is confident, athletic, and can definitely keep up with me. I love everything out doors, love offroading, and love an adventure, so if you have anything to offer im down.I dont wont a guy whose out of shape, so if you love going to the gym bring your A game and if you like to drink and dance im down. Hit me up only if you're serious. Losers need not apply. Very Picky female, why settle for second best when God has blessed this world with the best of the best that the Marines can offer!!!!!!

Instantaneous Gratification 36yr (2806, Barrington, Rhode Island)
Cute Single Mom looking for a Single Dad or Single but Must Like Kids. I just figured it would be easier to find someone in a similar situation to me. A person that can relate. Hence the 'looking for a Single Dad' bit. Although, NOT mandatory. But mandatory is.. to at least like kids. :-) And please don't just say you like kids because you think that will get you a chance with me. Very lame and immature. And it wont work! haha. I'm very attractive, college educated dark haired, dark eyed, light skinned, 5'5'', with a ton of sex appeal I'm told. East Coast transplant. Non-smoker. Drug-free and Healthy, although enjoy the occasional alcoholic beverage. Very good sense of humor. Love to laugh. I am very dating for married down to earth, honest, and very much a catch in the eyes of many. I do have two kids. Some would consider me a 'catch with a catch'. I am not looking for marriage any time soon, or to make any other mistakes in that area. Just looking for a compatible person for myself. Honestly, I just want to be in a happy, healthy relationship. Don't we all? That's me in a nutshell. If any of this is appealing to you, I'd love to hear back. You won't be disappointed. Please reply with a pic.and be between the ages of 35 and 45. Non smoker, drug free and healthy please. Still reading? Haven't lost you yet? Well then..I promise..it will be worth your while! :-) Let's chat.

Hmmm.... - w4m 24yr (2806, RI, Bristol County)
I can't decide which section to post this in.....I wish a middle ground existed----not looking for a booty call but also not looking to fall in love overnite...I think I'm looking for something simple---smart, funny nice guy who wants to hang out now likes to let go w/various substances every now & then, doesn't milfs a girlfriend or wife and is open to a range of possibilities.

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Looking For A Gentleman 34yr (2806, Barrington, RI)
I am latina, single, sweet, curvy figure, affectionate, spontaneous, lots of fun. Looking for one gentleman to enjoy good dating for married dining, dancing, movies, comedy shows, sports. I am a social drinker in moderation non smoker. Looking for the same, gentleman bet 25-45. I will send my pics when i see yours,would like to meet this weekend.

Wingman wanted! 29yr (Barrington, 2806 , Bristol County)
Hey ok right of the back. I'm a guy.. Not gay, but no dating for married was answering me in platonic so thought I'd post here. I just moved back to nyc in washington heights and I see tons of girls around, but have no one to hit on them with. I've done some PUA studying. Not a master by any means, but I've always had balls and been a bit of an asshole. Looking for some wingman in the area who might be interested in hitting some of the bars around and hitting on girls. I'm off cuban descent, but can barely speak spanish, but can get by, honestly though don't think it makes that big a diff. If you're interested I really don't care how good your game is, I've been out of the country where girls just feel in your lap as soon as you mention you're american so i need some practice. Drop me a line and we'll head out see what we can do at the bars uptown.

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