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OMG, what to say... 28yr (Warren, 16365, PA )
OMG, I can't believe I'm actually doing this right now. I just got out of a 7 year marriage, and now I'm free... but Im also lonely. Uhm, I have a 8 month old baby boy. So if you dont like kids, I aint for you! I really don't know what to say. I just figured I have nothing to loose, dating for married why not? Let's see... I dont do much, that's why Im on the damn computer... but my baby keeps me plently busy, when I don't have him I clean. I dont work, I was prior Army and hell this story could go on and on and on. Just let me know if you're interested...in I dont know what, just hang out? Yeah, let's just hang out, no creeps please! I wont respond to those without pictures, and they better be of you! Or Ill kick your ass. Im not kidding. I need someone smart, I graduated from college, so no losers... Sorry I have no pictures of just me, just me and baby. Thanks. PS To be more specific, I dont have a ''type'' but Id prefer a man in their early 30s late 20s...already with a career. Not career minded, mind you. I want someone that's already where they are going to be in life, I'm too old for waiting for you to finish school etc. I would prefer a professional. Damn, I sure do ask a lot! Oh well, take it or leave it!