Hi there . . . My name is Danielle. What's your name? Nice to meet you. I would have posted a picture, but all my pics are too large to be posted on CL. Send me your name, age, pic, and a little bit about yourself. . . along with your email address. I would be more than happy to send you a pic of myself. No information about yourself then no PIC. I am looking for a financially secure, no nonsense, romantic gentleman to invite me out for dinner, to the movies, theme parks, etc. He should be a NON-SMOKING White, Spanish, or Latino MALE between the ages of 33-43. SMOKERS NEED NOT REPLY. Also he should be nice looking, preferrably taller than 5'6'' who wants a long term relationship. Additionally, I seek someone who is physically, mentally, and emotionally available to give and receive love in a committed relationship. Social drinking is okay, but absolutely NO SMOKING. I am looking for a man that makes me HAPPY and that I can make HAPPY! I am a 38 year old, caucasion female, standing 5'6'' tall with thick, medium length, dark mahogany brown curly hair. I have hazel eyes. I've been told I have pretty eyes. I have straight teeth and a beautiful smile. I'm am a full figured woman. I'm a loving person with a big heart. I have never been married or have any children . I still believe in love and romance. I have much love to give the right guy. I am single at this time in my life because I have not found the right guy yet. I am NOT a psycho, mean, or dishonest. I am honest, kind, and very straight forward. In a relationship, I am looking for: friendship, emotional closeness, honesty, sincerity, trust, communication, gentleness, security, and most of all love. In life there's nothing greater than having someone to share it with. I want to be HOME to you and I want you to be HOME to me. Your qualities should include: ~ Being Sincere, ~Honest, ~ Trusting, ~ Ability to communicate, ~ Friendly, ~ Energetic, ~ Easy going, ~Dependable, ~ Smart, ~ Kind & Caring, ~ Take charge, but not controlling, ~ Patient, ~Have a Job and a Car, but most of all, ~You must be LOVING. Guys if you do not meet the above mentioned requirements, please do not waste my time by responding. Also, I am not looking for hookups, one night stands, blowjobs in cars, or jerks. I deserve to be treated with respect. I hope to hear from you! Warm regards, Danielle
Get yourself a free membership on a dating site with a few million members, search for married women in your town, and approach them by letting them know you want the same things as them.>>we are a couple of cholas 26yr (73018, Chickasha, Oklahoma)
It is fuckin hot outside. we are sitting in front of a fan chain smoking and imitating Scottish accents. yes, we. there are two of us. a few bottles of wine down we are realizing the severe lack of wit to be found here on CL. and we are about to change all that. filling out okcupid profiles became tedious so we decided to take ACTION! so here we are, criticizing all your fuckin terrible ads and laughing like school girls at the penis pictures wondering if there is anything hopeful out in cyberspace. we also feel the use of the term 'cyberspace' is superlame and only to be used by those currently watching hulu episodes of mystery science theatre or flashing genitalia on chatroulette . we could be wrong, but it is possible others will not find this as hilarious as we do now. we have run out of wine and all we really want is another bottle so as to be found either further amused or unconscious. we also have tattoos. and borrowed french, mid-century, suspense thrillers .
Date married ladies/guys in your neighbourhood.
Interested? Read on, my darling cinnamon streusel and I shall list some of the things that make me the glittering gem of amazement that I am. THE AWESOME: *I give great gifts *My mind is my own *I'll call you on your bullshit & won't punch you in the face when you call me on mine....probably *I'll watch UFC with you *I'm a pretty great hula hooper *I'm an excellent kisser *I play a pretty mean kazoo *I use my blinker *I'm just as comfortable in a fancy restaurant as a funky dive bar....although, I have a preference for funky dives. *I can rollerskate *I'm considerate - please refer to point #3 about probably not punching you in the face. See? Considerate. *I have some pretty sweet dance moves *I'm almost always on time *I'll play video games with you *I'll put the toilet seat UP for you after I pee....but only at your house *I'll build a fort in the living room with you *I'm pretty damn funny *I would donate a kidney for you - just for fun, not because you needed it *I'll bring you soup & popsicles when you're sick *I'll proof read your papers *I'll push you on the swings *I'll make you amazing mixed CD's *I'll tell you bedtime stories *I won't care if you eat with your fingers *I don't know karate, but I know carazy *I'll buy you prizes from gumball machines *I'll make you laugh when you're upset....or just piss you off even more. *I like driving fast *I love stormy weather Music - mainly Indie, but there's also a lot of Hip-Hop, Jazz, Classical, Rock, blah blah blah, on my iPod Books - John Irving, Tom Robbins and Christopher Moore are some of my favorites Movies - I mostly dig the Independent kinda stuff, Wes Anderson, Coen Brothers, John Waters. Or really, really bad stuff, like Showgirls. THE MAYBE NOT SO AWESOME: *I'm curvy, plus size, not skinny, voluptuous, fat, rubenesque - insert synonym of choice, here. *I'm sassy, sarcastic, acerbic, bitchy. Whatevs. *I'm politically incorrect and a big fan of shock value *My sense of humor is rather sophomoric - think Sarah Silverman. Poop jokes never get old. Ever. *I have tattoos - big, obvious tattoos and plan on many more *I've bottle fed baby squirrels - I'm not sure why this one is bad, it just popped into my head *I have an irrational fear of chickens - I know, I know. I told you it was irrational, didn't I? *I curse like a sailor *I don't like fish, but I love sushi *I belch *I'll try to convince you to let me paint your toenails *I like to wear disguises to places like the bank & grocery store *I only like fresh squeezed orange juice. Shame on you, Tropicana. Who do you think you're fooling??? *I put clothes on my dog *I've grown tired of writing this ad There you have it, my darling banana pancake. ME. If you've made it this far and are so inclined to send me an email, please tell me a bit about what makes you so freakin' awesome. *****Oh, and by the way***** If your response is gonna be, ''I'm a guy, I like awesome things. Got a picture?'' or something along those lines, don't bother. I won't respond. Make it worth my while. And pleeeease, for the love of all that is sacred - DO NOT USE ''LOL''...because we both know you didn't really laugh out loud...and if you do really laugh out loud after every sentence you type, you need medication. Seriously. Because you're crazy. *****That concludes this announcement***** Now get to wooing, sucka!
Simple Woman Seeking Simple Man 41yr (73018, OK, Grady County)
Me: 41 years young, divorced, no children, non-smoker, social drinker, 5'9 220 lbs You: between 39-50 years young, divorced or never married, no children at all or no children under 18, non-smoker, social drinker, over 5'10, weight and race unimportant. Please reply with pic or no response, thank you and have a wonderful day!
date for MFA party June 12? (73018, Chickasha, OK, Grady County)
Hello, I'm new to the area and saw an ad for this terrific sounding Summer Party at MFA on June 12. Maybe you have two tickets and were wondering who you were going to take? This is perfect for someone who is into dressing up black tie for a night with a fun date on your arm. I'm a pretty brunette with a nice smile and great legs and can dating for married her own in a conversation. Support the arts!
Major New York Newspaper looking for singles for dating column 27yr (Chickasha, 73018, OK )
Looking for a great girl to enjoy a night out with? Let me help! I work for the dating section at a large NY newspaper, where we set up NYC singles and send them out on fun, FREE dates. It's not a dating service, it doesn't cost a thing and it's really easy. All you have to do is tell me a little bit about yourself and the kind of girl you're looking for. Then I find the right person for you and send the two of you out to dinner - on us! Some people really hit it off, others just enjoy the company and the free meal. Either way its a great way to meet someone new and a ton of fun. If milfs interested, just send me an e-mail. I'll be happy to send along all of the details and answer any of your questions. Thanks!
Here's the typical scenario. You have a woman who's 27yrs old, and she's been dating/married to the same guy for a couple of years. Thing have become boring, or he's lost his job, or she's just sick of him. Whatever it is, she's looking for guys. The first way you can spot these girls is that they're the hot ones>>Single mom looking for new friends.. - w4m 38yr (Chickasha, Oklahoma )
ME: Caring, sweet, intelligent and sexy single mom. Have two sons, 9, 14. Enjoy hiking, outdoor activities and keeping fit, all types of food, red wine, baseball, going to the movies once in a while. Big animal lover also. Been told I'm very compassionate and a great listener..I am employed and have my kids some of dating for married time, but also have some time to spend with a new male friend..would like to hang out and see where it goes...LTR would be nice down the road; I am not the multiple dating type.YOU: Intelligent, considerate, sweet, polite, loyal, sexy and nice. Good conversationalist would be cool..enjoying the outdoors and baseball would be a plus, but just be yourself and have your own interests and ideas, as I'm not looking for a carbon copy, but a compliment to me..Single dads are welcome as I greatly admire a good father, but please only if you have some free time once or twice a week to share..dark and handsome is greatly appreciated too..open to all..
Time to give up? 24yr (Chickasha, 73018 , Grady County)
Thought I'd try this :). This is a posting I've made for my friend. She will be the one you will talk to through email. 24.f. Black Brazillian and Cherokee 6' ft. Hazel Eyes Loving. Go Getta. Intelligent. Witty. Classy. Socialite. Educated. Athletic. Loves' Pro Sports. Great Sense of humor, Loves cars and racing, Open to experiencing new things in life. She should be a model I think. She is gorgeous! For the past 8 years I've witnessed my bff be hurt by these no good nothing men. She is a strong lady but this is the last straw. I need someone to show my friend that all men are not bad dating for married She said she was considering becoming a bi lesbian lol. . She was supporting her ex who made more money then her but blew it on worthless things. She has never been spoiled. I think she really deserves to be spoiled and treated right by a good man. Because she sure does treat guys like kings, until they take her for granted. Then once she lets go, they always try to come back and do right lol. But She is ready to move on and explore whats out there in the world. She is very mature for her age and would prefer an older guy to get to know. 30+. Please respond with ''DGU'' Don't Give Up in the subject line OR ELSE SHE WONT OPEN IT. Thanks