Ok the title is funny, what can I say- it is early and I love to laugh. It is also kinda true. I love traditional domestic arts and sippin tea by the fire. I need a friend who compliments my nurturing nature with his strength and wit. I love botanical medicine and all the Earthly delights we are afforded in the beautiful PNW but my heart really lies in the esoteric wisdom of the ages. Is there a mountain man or farmer out there who likes his woman with curves, prefers quality over quantity and has no problem engaging in a tickle Kung Fu fight in line at Trader Joes? If such a person exists, I just might pee my pants. I have pics. I am not a bot. That being said I have no interest in passing my image around the internet for playtime. If we click and you enjoy a robust lady traipsing around in a 5'9 size 16 frame- you will not be disappointed. So come on- craft a witty response and let's get this party started.
Get yourself a free membership on a dating site with a few million members, search for married women in your town, and approach them by letting them know you want the same things as them.>>LADIES---READ THIS !!! 50yr (Freeport, 11520, NY , Long Island)
Ladies, This message is written to you by a man to advise you what we really want in a women on here, or any online dating site. 1. First of all, tell the truth. Don't lie about your weight or age. Tell it like it is. We're going to find out anyway. If you tell us your ''going to start exercising and stop eating cupcakes on Monday, your really saying to us and yourself, ''...what can I get away with between now and Monday....'' We men are not here to change you, you have to make the change yourself. And your age, if you have to say that your 40 when your really 46, or that your 50 rather than the real 58 just to get dates, we are going to find that out too. This has happened to me on more than one occasion. If you tell the truth, we are VERY LIKELY to appreciate that, but being a liar up front doesn't make a good impression. Don't you want men to tell the truth up front also? 2. On your body size/shape, again tell the truth. If you slim, say so, if your large, say so, don't say ''bbw, or thick or a few extra pounds''. If your arms are larger than my legs, well just say so --- we are going to find out sooner or later. Misrepresentation is not appreciated. Chances are you are on here because the outside world didn't care for you. And someone please explain to me why women ages 18-28 with the fastest metabolism are large these days ? That wasn't the case when I was growing up, a large woman was extremely rare . Ladies, get off your butts and exercise and eat right, men are 80% visual creatures and we really appreciate if you take care of yourself. Heck--we do, how many large men are on here ? Hardly any !! 3. If your a hooker or whore, get off of here, use the adult section. 4. If your looking for money just because your a female , get off of here also. Go find some work/employment. Your sexuality won't get you very far, it will likely put you where you belong - in prison. Don't believe it ? Check out the Deceptive Trade Practices Act. You ''sugardaddy bitches'' make the good women look bad. 5. Single mothers ages 18-28. What the heck is going on here ? Didn't you use your brain before you spread your legs ? We men want kids of our own, not those from your failed relationships. The amount of single mothers these days is staggering. If this is you--get off here and take care of your kids so they don't end up making the same colossal mistakes you did !! And how does a 19-year old have a 3-year old ? Again, use your brains...if you have one. 6. Photos - We men want real RECENT photos of you, not photos of flowers or the ''your pic gets mine'' crap. Your on here to advertise yourself, so for gosh sakes ADVERTISE YOURSELF ! Put up some photos of you, not some silly cartoon. These phony photos tell us is that your trying to hide something. Go get a tripod and use it. And please --- Don't hold your arms out take a picture. That is so DUMB !! Get a friend to take the photos or use the tripod. I can't stop laughing at the photos taken of a bathroom mirrors !! 7. Grammar and Spelling. If you really want to meet a good man, your going to have to face reality, we don't want to date losers who write in ghetto talk. I realize you HISD women have a hard time spelling and using grammar correctly . Consider these personal ads a resume. Write one as such. 8. For those of you complaining about having your ads flagged, deleted or receiving ridiculous responses, it's the result of your poor presentation and/or ghetto message. When you use text message language to place an ad, men think you’re a easy target for sex. If you have a well written ad with a good photo, you would probably get some high quality men writing. 9. Don't like what you've read here ? Keep trying to cover up the truth about you - again your emails and words tell one thing, and the truth about you will surface very fast. 10. And Ladies, you are not God's gift to man, so get that BS out of your mind. Your sexuality won't get you far here. If you want us, your going to have to earn our respect, so...tell it like it is - we men really appreciate it.
Date married ladies/guys in your neighbourhood.
want to feel one inside of me
Where's my tattooed punkrocker prince charming 28yr (11520, NY, Nassau County)
Ok so here's the deal. I am 28yrs old, white, 5'4, 115lbs, short dyed black hair and blue eyes. I have a few piercings and tattoos, I work A LOT and absolutely love my job so it consumes much of my time and life. I love comedies and mob movies, I don't get to watch much tv but when I do I like family guy, ABDC, Sons Of Anarchy, 2 1/2 men, true crime stories and some shows on the animal planet channel. I like to read, work out when I'm not too tired or achey, I love being outdoors when it's nice out which could include doing some camping, playing in the water, bbqing with friends, just chillaxing at the park with a book and my dogs, a bike ride, random car rides, or whatever else sounds like fun. I like almost all kinds of music including country - new and old school but really like hardcore punk the most. I am a vegetarian for moral reasons but am ok with those who aren't just as long as they are respectful of my feelings as I am respectful of theirs. I am a pretty open minded, easy going and laid back person who hates drama and has no room in my life for whiney or clinginess. I am not totally sure of what I am looking for but I definitely know what I am NOT looking for. I am not looking to get married anytime soon and I do not want kids at all. I would like to just find someone to enjoy my days with and let things go from there. I don't feel the need to rush into anything. I am pretty simple and enjoy the simple things in life. I am by no means high maintenance or into fancy things. I don't smoke or do drugs, and only drink socially maybe once a month or so. I am very sassy and sarcastic most of the time with a mouth like a sailor but can be very affectionate and sweet too. Now as for what kind of guys I am into or not here goes - tattoos are a big plus and the more the better and just because you have a couple of tattoos that doesn't mean it's a for sure thing for us to click. I like the clean punk/rocker guys . I like tall guys, preferrably 6ft or taller, I don't like ''big'' or hairy guys, sorry I just dont. I like guys that take care of themselves and their stuff, in decent shape, guys that have manners when necessary, can carry a conversation even if it's through txt. Preferrably doesn't smoke but I'll make some exceptions, doesn't do drugs at all and doesn't drink a whole bunch. If you play mind or video games then don't even waste a second of mine or your time because both are a huge turn off for me. I don't like lazy guys or those who have no ambition in life. Must have you own place, car and a job. Preferrably no kids but can make an exception if I must. Between the ages of 27 and 34 at the most. Respectful, honest, loyal, reliable, has a good sense of humor, loves to have fun and laugh, open minded and easy going. hmmm.. there's more I am sure. oh and the macho tough loud guy act is by no means appealing to me. Bottomline is this, I won't settle for anything less than what I am looking for. I want someone who has potential to be something big in my life but you must meet some if not all of the things listed above. If you don't then again don't waste my time because honestly I WILL not reply to you. oh and you MUST put LIONS RULE in the subject line of your email or else I'll delete before even reading it.
Bored as heck 23yr (Freeport, New York , Long Island)
I'm super dating for married at work. Would like to meet someone new. Maybe we can keep each other company via email and see where it goes. Please be 21-30. Thanks!
where is my prince? 53yr (11520, Freeport, NY)
are u out there? have kissed enough frogs, single 53 yr old italian, love to laugh, easy going, great cook, love milfs on the beach, not into intimate encounters, looking for that special person to have fun, tired of being alone
Don't Fall in Love: This is the number one rule when dating a married woman. >>Interesting in a ltr no bs 27yr (11520, Freeport, New York)
hi guys i am 27 latina thick white skin i like to cook i am very down to earth i dont play games no bs i want a real relationship no drama i have a job a car an apartment i go to school too i dont smoke dont do drugs i like to cook i like movies i like to travel if you dating for married to know more send me an email thank you
Interest 21yr (11520, Freeport, NY, Nassau County)
Me: Sporty dating for married Feminine Creative Intelligent Witty Fun Many Interests Outdoorsy Attractive Extra Curves You: Confident Happy Friendly 20+ Interests Attractive Open Shallow Pic for pic, lets get the info flowing! Subject: Shy