By now you probably found a job, an apartment and sold a bunch o' crap you never needed in the first place and perhaps even found a cool organization to volunteer your free time in the pursuit of equal rights for hairless cats. Now you have decided you're tired of the bar scene so you have decided to put your faith back into your good buddy Craig, but for some reason it's just not working or you are afraid it's going to be Freddy Kreuger out there or something. Well have no fear, here are just a few simple guidelines to help make your internet dating experience a little easier. Yes, this is a real ad so at the end, if you want to email me, I would enjoy hearing from you. 1. Have absolutely NO EXPECTATIONS. Anything beyond expecting your date to breathe will just be a disappointment and frankly it leaves a whole lot of room for upside. 2. Pictures. Please make sure its a natural/real picture. 3. Plan on meeting for no more than one hour. Keep it simple coffee, a drink or hell split a $.69 bottle of water. Again this follows the no expectation policy. If you decide you want to hang out longer, that's cool. But have you ever been on a date for 2 hours that felt like 2 years. 4. Be honest. Seriously, if you lie even a little bit, it's going to be very obvious. Example: I weigh about 135. Uhhh, no you don't, it's more like 150. Say it, own it, love it, because it's you, and you better love yourself before you try to loves someone else. 5. Email Tag: You really shouldn't trade more than about 3 emails each before you decide to talk on the phone. Any more than that and you will have been better off falling in love with Fabio from the cheesy romance novel you are reading. Emails are great, they are a good safe way to get to know someone initially, but you really aren't going to find out about the chemistry thing via email 6. If at some point you have traded emails, and you finally decide you are not interested, please just send a nice email back saying something like: ''Hey, it's been nice chatting, but I just don't think I'm up for taking this further''. It's much nicer than just ignoring someone. 7. If you respond to more than 5 http://dating-for-married.net list postings a day, please stop, back away from the computer and get at least one new hobby. 8. If you spend over 2 hours per day just reading http://dating-for-married.net list but never responding to an ad, please refer back to #5. 9. If you spend over 2 hours per day reading http://dating-for-married.net list and responding to 10 ads per day, please increase the dosage and tell your shrink you need an extra appointment this week. 10. Be genuine, sincere, honest, and respectful. Even in this day and age, you will get it back 10 fold. So now you have read this much and you want to know a little bit about the author, well here goes.... Im a single mother of one teenage boy. Im 5í4 and weigh 200 lbs. Im smart, outgoing, and just enjoying life. I enjoy movies, theatre, walking, and almost anything that pops into my head. Im seeking a white male between the ages of 35-50. Attractive. Employed. Lives Alone. Atleast 6 foot tall. HWP. That enjoys movies, theatre, museums, outdoors, and anything that pops into your headÖ.
Now a days many of married men looking for a date with the married women. When considering married dating, women and man both are looking for somewhat they dont have at home. Step lightly and expect to get the best from extramarital affair.>>Godiva Chocolates in a box 23yr (College Point, 11356 , Queens County)
Hello, Fellas..I am a chocolate complex woman standing at 5'4'' weighing 155lbs. I am a student, mother, and work for a living. I am proud to say that i am single but i would like to also state that i do not mind dating and getting to know new people. I am an extrovert when i manage to have the time enjoying movies, concerts, bowling, traveling etc. I am originally from Florida but been in NY about 5 years now. I have my own crib and drive. I would just like to get to know someone outside of the spectrum. So if you would like to get to know more about me, by all means hit me up. My Preferences The man has to be at least 22 but not older than 35 years of age Race is not an issue, im open to all races body type must be average to athletic build..not too slim and not too large I have a 5 year old child, if you have 1 or 2 children thats fine...anything more for the age range i prefer is just plain excessive Reside in Queens, Brooklyn, Manhattan, Bronx No baby mama drama, no married men, no seperated men...SINGLE MEN ONLY PLEASE Hope this isn't too harsh but a lady knows what she wants even when others beg to differ. Much love and hear from you soon -Ronda
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Sooo here I am. Why am I here? Who really knows. I am everything that a lot of men are NOT looking for in a personal ad, yet I think I am a rare catch. But let's be real: I am 31, going on 32 this year. I am a full figured girl. Size 16. I know that alone will totally open the flood gates for hateful emails, but I don't care because I won't respond. I have one teenage child. I just got out of a 2 1/2 year relationship... which can be viewed as negative. I do not have baggage, okay. Because I just got out of that long relationship, I have recently moved back home with my fam bam. This is not a permanent situation, and I will be moving out again in a couple of months, but my mama loves me k? I have lots of tattoos, and a couple of piercings and stretched ears to boot. Some good things? I am a great mom and I have a great relationship with my child. I have no felonies. I do not smoke or do drugs, and I only drink occasionally. I am self-employed. I'm funny and fun, and open-minded. I'm cool, I'm geeky, I'm kind-hearted. I would never lie to anyone, and I truly believe that it is better to be hated for who I am than loved for who I'm not. I have never been married/divorced. I want to wait for the right guy :-) I have a cat, and a dog, and I love animals in general. When I hear a song I like, I can listen to it over and over without tiring of it. I will usually sing along if no one else is around. I like to make people laugh, and sometimes I can be a little vulgar. But it's ok. Moms usually like me. But most importantly, I am not clingy or dependent. I will not rely on you to cater to my every whim, but I will also not allow anyone to walk all over me. I am hispanic, short hair, dark skin. So what am I looking for? Nothing greatly serious right now. I just got out of a relationship, so I do not want to jump right back into one. I would like to hang out, go out, have a couple of drinks and enjoy some time with someone. I promise to split the bill. I just want to hang out with someone casually, and hey, if it turns into more, great! But if it doesn't, I am perfectly ok with that. Eventually: Someday get married. Maybe have more children, or meet someone that has children. I really love kids and love doing things with kids :-) YOU: Have a job. I don't care what it is. I respect a good work ethic and I do not tolerate laziness. Please do not have felonies, and please do not be a drug addict/recovering drug addict/alcoholic/recovering alcoholic/pothead. I don't care where you live, I only care that you aren't leeching off anyone. I do not mind if you have children, I only mind if you have baby mama drama. Please be a U.S. citizen Please do not eat with your mouth open, or bite your nails. One word: Eww Get along with your parents/family. My family is very close regardless of our downfalls. I think it speaks volumes when someone doesn't like their own family Have your life organized. And most importantly, do not take life too seriously. Life is not black and white, yes or no. I cannot stand anyone that wants to run things or thinks they hold all the cards. I do not care what age you are, but I prefer under 40. And I do not care what ethnicity you are. If you would like to know more about me and would like for me to know more about you, then email me already and lets get to know each other :-) I truly believe that there is more depth to people than just their looks. I like a good looking man as much as the next person, but I don't care what you look like if your personality is ugly. I will send you a photo if you send me a photo, but please do not email me and only ask me for a photo. Tell me about yourself. Talk to you soon...
This Week End 54yr (College Point, New York , Long Island)
Hi I was suppose to have some out of town company but it fell thru and now I am looking for someone to do things with, hiking, dinner or just a cup of coffee and some conversation. I posted an add yesterday but I guess I wasn't specific enough. PLEASE be in my age group, NOT MARRIED , if this fits you, please get back to me. I am of average height and weight.
Single Mom Seeking.... - w4m 27yr (College Point, 11356, NY , Long Island)
Interested in meeting a kid friendly, educated, understanding, ready for anything, compassionate and affectionate man who is grounded in his personal life and pays his bills on time.I am a loving, go with the flow, affectionate, independent minded, passionate, hardworking, educated young woman who enjoys the company of a romantic beau and weekendtraveling, reading books, cooking, playdates, and drinking a glass of wine from time to time after a hard days work in corporate america.Stats:aTTRACTIVEaFRICAN aMERICAN5'7, aVERAGE wEIGHT FOR hEIGHTThis is my first time placing an ad on I must admit... I am a newby to http://dating-for-married.net list... If you are interested please respond with dating for married Kitty" in the subject line of your email and tell me something about yourself and things you like to do, are looking for....Please respond with a picture and I will make sure to return the favor.
I want a date dammit! 24yr (11356, College Point, NY)
I am a descent woman. I am a good looking woman. I am a 5'10 brown girl tired of sitting at home waiting for a man to ask me out. So, if you are looking for someone cool to go to the movies with, talk to, get to know and maybe ''date date '' someday, milfs should definitely email me. Please include a pic and tell me something about yourself.
Do you think it is okay for a single person to date someone who is married? Iím thinking of the whole Rielle Hunter - John Edwards affair. Iím a divorced woman in my late 30s, and I would NEVER date or screw a married man. >>A Philly sbf lso sexy white Man not Boy 24yr (College Point, New York , Long Island)
Hello gentleman I'm 24 thick sexy smart bubby cocca brown skin smell good dress better than the rest who is lookin for a man who is serious in a ltr with me please check if u have these things Own place Car Job And life that Drama free and u NOT SHALLOW I'm not shallow or golddigger I'm tired of supporting lil boys I'm a very great catch Please dont be a creep,killer or looking for sex I'm not that type of girl But...... u will score major point if u like to .. Cuddle Talk on the phone Is romantic and loves to spoil the girl their with Have no kids And is serious about meeting me and having a great time Please put the perfect dream date if we were to hit it off in the subjet line Ur pic gets mine dating for married 4 reading hope.from u soon
Running or jogging Partner at Carlsbad Beach 46yr (11356, NY, Queens County)
Looking for a running partner in the evenings after 3:30-5 pm . So if you are interested then let me know. Please be, between 47-51 years old non-smoker, I am not in to games, include the following vocabulary: Divorce or separation Drama I hope you not either I'll be happy to send you a close Up picture of me, and dating for married exchange of yours appreciate a recent picture Thanks!. Please reply to: Let's go to the running after work ! in the subject line so that I know that you are a real person I'll not replay Emails without photo . Thank you for your time ;)