I am trying this out per a friend, I really want to meet someone with an 8 plus endowed person for dating to long term no bs see how it goes kinda thing. If your not a married dude, is d/d, never been to the slammer, respectful, fun, not a mammas boy with no kids as I wanna be free and go out alot to eat and stay in too. then hit me bak ok, I like chunky guys too. DONT FLAG ME CAUSE I DONT ANSWER, I WONT BE ON ALL THE TIME.
I have been dating a married woman for seven months. We are together continously such as during lunch at work, after work until 8 or 10pm at night and on the weekends. Sometimes we go out of town together and she tells her husband she is leaving for work reasons. Sometimes I am with her, her husband and family on the weekends. Her husband must know but he never asks.>>ok, I'm going on a limb here... -30's to 40's (11701, Amityville, NY, Suffolk County)
and posting my picture because it sucks to write to someone and for them to write back, only to find out that there's no physical chemistry. Now, I know that guys complain here that only spammers write to them, sending them links and offers to join dating sites, but I know that real women--sweet, smart and sexy women write to guys too--because I am one of them. But seeing as how I am now putting up a posting of my very own, you can deduce that my quest for a genuinely good-hearted, good-looking, and well-mannered guy has not met with success. I'm hopeful though, that there does exist a sweet and disarmingly funny guy out there that wants to have crazy chemistry while developing a sound friendship with a nice SAF like myself, who has the following interests: Hiking Biking Camping Cooking Traveling Dancing Shopping Reading Writing Gardening Rollerblading Washing my car Following current events and politics Things I love about you : Your open-mindedness Generosity and kindness of heart Wicked sense of humor Well-developed, yet humble intellect Your nice round and tight bum ; ) Passion for whatever you have passion for . Deep sense of empathy and compassion Ability to identify with those who've suffered loss and/or set-backs . Appreciation and love of good food Your absolute desire to and joy for making me happy : ) Things I can't stand: Judgemental or Closed-minded behavior or perspectives. People who exert their power over others or are unkind or rude when they think no one is watching. Guys with more hair care or grooming products than me . Constant negative criticism. ''Vegetarians'' who eat seafood and chicken Now, be brave and reciprocate with as revealing photo and a little note that tells me something about you and how you'd worship me if given the chance! SAF 5'2 115 lbs P.S. I am not particular about age or ethnicity, but am intolerant of intentional ignorance, bigotry and hypocracy. Handsome and athletic men with BIG BRAINS, BIG HEARTS, and equally BIG DREAMS are irresistible! I'm in the middle!
Date married ladies/guys in your neighbourhood.
Okay. First off; I'm most definitely not looking for a boyfriend or any kind of shenanigan like that. Just looking for awesome people to improve the quality of my life. , I drink , and I don't do drugs . I'm naturally a blonde. Talk to me for five minutes, you'll see it. 5'8, 'bout 160 pounds, green eyes, freckles, and the worlds goofiest tan lines. I wear glasses. Fake ones. I feel like it ups my edge. [You know, the edge I have absolutely none of.] I've got five tattoos and three piercings. I dye my hair obnoxious colors on a whim, won't paint my nails any color other than black, and I potentially own more dresses than anyone you'll ever meet. When I'm really emotional , my southern accent comes out. Not like Scarlett O adorable southern, either. Like. Uneducated backwoods red neck southern. I also tend to pretty much yell-talk. No matter what. I'm obsessed with dinosaurs. Legit bat shit crazy obsessed. Pink is my favorite color, three is my favorite number, and rabble-rouse is definitely my all time favorite word. I'm vain. And loud. And picky. I complain a lot. I love to laugh. And honestly, I'm fucking hilarious. I'll laugh at anything. Especially myself. I hate watching tv most of the time. But I won't miss an episode of Desperate Housewives or True Blood. I can't usually sit through movies. But I know [and somewhat constantly quote] every line of Step Brothers. Music is something that's uber important to me. I listen to mostly country. But I like some emo-pop shit, and regular pop, too. I think I'd rather die than listen to metal or hardcore gangster rap, though. But, to each their own. I have a bad potty mouth. Like. Every other word out of my mouth is fuck, bad. I can clean that up when I need to. But I don't really ever see the need. I like to read and write, go shopping, make stupid videos for my Youtube channel, play video games, bike ride, dance, color like a five year old , etc. I don't however like crowds. So I don't really party. Or go to crowded places. I love going camping. I threaten to leave society to ''live off the land'' semi-daily. But I'm probably too much of a girl for that. I do have a lot of hippy ideals to me, though. I have ''gypsy fever'' and I'm always game for an adventure that lands me anywhere but here. When I tell you I can't swim, and I will tell you I can't swim, please note that I'm being a fool and exaggerating as I can actually swim, just not very well. I even love to swim. I freaking looooove karaoke! Seriously. I have absolutely no musical talent. In fact, I outright fail at vocal skills, but I will sing anything, anywhere, anytime in front of a bunch of roudy drunk people. I can't cook. At all. I've literally burned ramen. But I love to bake! Cupcakes and cookies and the like. I swear to you I make the absolute best chocolate chip cookies ever! I'm pretty much just looking for open minded people with similar interests to mine. People who want to actually take the time to get to know me and see where shit ends up. Someone who can make me laugh, and will laugh at all my jokes would be a plus. So. Send me a picture. Tell me a joke. Write me a poem. Or something. I dunno. Surprise me. [Oh. And I'll definitely send more pictures if you're not like a total scammer/rapist/dumb ass.]
Sunday Brunch 37yr (11701, NY, Suffolk County)
I would love to have a nice brunch with an attractive and intelligent men. I'm an Asian,pretty,outgoing, fun,educated. Please respond with a pic and a brief description about yourself. Looking forward to hearing from you!
Any A's Fans? Let's go to a game, my treat! 37yr (Amityville, 11701 , Suffolk County)
Hi! Are there any Oakland As fans that are looking for an LTR? Are you looking for a gal with a good heart and that loves to laugh? Did I mention that I love sports and am so excited baseball season is here? So, it would be great to spend the Spring getting to know each other one game at a time! And I am very affectionate...so please be cool with that. I am single, don't have any kids, am NOT 420 friendly , and basically a modern gal with old fashionied values. In addition to an dating for married fan, I am also looking for someone who is close to my age range 34-41 who would like to settle down eventually and raise a small family. I mean is it just my mom who is asking for grandkids? LMAO. So, let's go out to the ballgame! Who knows what kind of fireworks there will be!
Looking for Joel McHale 37yr (Amityville, New York , Long Island)
Looking for a Joel Mchale type of guy ,meaning: Smart as a whip Sacartic,very funny non judgemental against bbw tall and lanky and likes to eat out ,go milfs movies, not shy doesnt eat children prefer a widowed single man with kids or dogs - no skeletons in the closet or crazy ex wives has a job drives a car that runs and has NO ROOMATES and WANTS to be in a realtionship meaning a LTR !! but doesnt want to get married PATIENT Me funny sarcastic former culinarian I have a son but no exs of any kind if you want to now more ,email me and I will send a pic
Being married and looking at dating websites may seem a bit weird but in our century it looks pretty normal. Of course, you can do whatever you want, nobody blames you.>>Looking to hang out......... 49yr (11701, Amityville, New York)
Hey there, I am looking for someone who would like to hang out with me and do a lot of activities.....going to dating for married movies, dancing, or just hanging out. I am looking for a friend first and if it turns out to a LTR then I welcome it. Please be around my age and no head games and know what you want in life. I hope to hear from you.
wild woman for a wild man 46yr (Amityville, New York , Long Island)
I AM A SINGLE MOM ....MY SON JUST GRADUATED FROM HIGH SCHOOL ...........I HAVE A DAUGHTER dating for married A GRANDDAUGHTER ....WORK FULL TIME ....I LOVE TO RIDE ON MOTORCYCLES ......PLUS I DO DRINK BUT NOT ALOT .....I LIKE TO FISH AND CAMP ......THANKS .......