So pretty much if you understood the title you're 1/2 way there. I figure if I try to scare people off the ones that still filter through might be able to handle my life. So lets see whats the worst of it? I'm slightly crazy, a perpetual ball of stress. I came up with a great analogy the other day I am Keanu Reeves and there is in fact a bomb on the bus. Somehow I manage. It could be the copious amounts of 420 I smoke, but it could just be mad skills. I was recently laid-off. Currently I am taking a mini-vacation on unemployment. Yet I can still pay all my own bills. I will watch pretty much any horror movie, as well as anything on Lifetime. Not the ''some kid with cancer'' or ''men are evil and hit women'' movies, the murder and intrigue ones. And cartoons are my weakness, Futurama was the best ever and I just cannot explain how excited I am its coming back. I was recently told that my friend loves hanging out with me because where as other people would be embarrassed by their music choice I insist on blasting the radio. Compliment? Jury's still out. Some statistical information? Almost 5'4, not little, but not doomed to shop at the fat girl store. Divorced. No kids. Sorta live alone, long story. My hair is whatever length and color I land on that week. I cant live with a hair cut for more than 3 weeks, but I'll get tattoos for fun, go figure. Currently though, its ''coffee'' colored, whatever that means and almost shoulder length. My eyes change color depending on my mood/makeup. Oh and I collect hoodies like some chicks collect shoes. Ok I think that's it. You? A) The kind of guy that doesn't want a girl that wants a guy to send inappropriate pictures, first and foremost. B) Employed, double standards are a mother aren't they? C) Understanding and open-minded. You don't need to be on board with all my craziness, but don't judge. D) Awesome. That's all I ask, just be totally awesome.
I am currently dating a married woman. I have known her for eight years, but we have just become romantically involved in the last four and a half months. I've known she has not been happy with her marriage for years and wants to end it, but she has not yet done so due to a variety of reasons. I'm certain that she does not love her husband -- I've met him before, and I cannot understand why she's with him at all.>>READY FOR MARRIAGE? 44yr (Pompton Lakes, 7442 , Passaic County)
A beautiful african-american woman inside and out looking for prince charming to sweep her off her feet. Looking for LTR and marriage. NO GAMES! Must be emotionally, finacially and spiritually stable. 38-50yrs old, race unimportant. Please send a picture along with response. ONLY SERIOUS INQUIRIES ONLY!!
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Hi guys my name is victoria,I'm 22 and I sweet, honest, trustworthy, respectful, i do work in full time ministry which is the nursery at church and a daycare. Attendant at the pregnancy care center. if u are looking for SEX or a ONE NIGHT STAND i am not the one for u, i am worth the wait, so if u can't wait till after marriage i am not the one for u. I love kids but if u have more then 1 sry I'm not interested because I would like a family of my own someday I'm looking for a Christian man that has the same personalities as i do, someone who will love me for me, is respectful, honest and trustworthy, .someone in between the ages of 23-31,if interested and want to know more send me an email thanks. i really hope to find that special someone and be friends and take things slow and in up in a great relationship than to move fast and end up in a bad relationship. if u are interested in getting to know me more email me i would love to get to know you
Divorced Single mom 39yr (Pompton Lakes, New Jersey )
I Am a outgoing attractive women, I am smart, creative, humorus, and talented. I am am a very normal mture and respected female. i am 5'4 auburn hair and bron eyes, 157lbs avg build, which means i am not a barbie doll, I workout, 3 to 4 days a week. I am a single mom with a 3 yr old daughter and a 8 yr old son, and they ar emy world. I am looking for a mature responsible respectful man, who likes to be social has friends and a good family, and has family morals. Somebody that is not judgementa;, has there own political views but resoects mine a well. I love sports, movies, theater, romantic getaways, weekend getaways, traveling, camping, horsebackriding, quad rining going to the lake, and river with friends, going to karoke bars, andalso staying in for a quiet night qwith a good movie. I like all kinds of music mostly county, and pop not too much into rap. if yor still with tell me your best qualities andy we should meet and go out on a date. y are you different then other guys.
Passion 60yr (7442, Pompton Lakes, New Jersey)
So want it back in my life often and I need to dating for married you for it. You are a single white man,48 to? , 5'9'' +, have a good sense of humor ,ready for someone new.I am a single white female,long hair, brown eyes,sexy,easy going,good sense of humor,dirty dancer.
Straight to the Point 28yr (7442, Pompton Lakes, NJ)
Here we are, in a city of 8 million plus people. Looking for the same thing, which could actually be each other. I'm tired of going out and finding the wrong guys. When am I going to find someone that is for me? I mean is there is no one out there looking for a serious relationship with a great girl who is simple and low maintenance? Is there a guy out there that won't break my heart into millions of pieces like the others. So let me get straight to the point about who I am and what I am looking for Me: 28 years old, dark complexion of mixed ethnicity college educated/science geek loyal honest open minded has a great sense of humor 5'9'', 160 pounds brown eyes, dark medium length hair, toned arms and legs, great smile, and a nice butt into sports, music and movies ,technology, video games, good food, good conversation never afraid of a challenge You: around my age; ideally between 25-35 prefers Hispanic/Latino and Caucasian 5'9'' or taller honest, loyal, sense of humor, driven in life loves to cuddle, affectionate, passionate simplistic and not materialistic ready for a long term relationship with a great girl Does this sound like you? If so, please reply, no need for a pic right now since I would like to get to know you on a mental level first. Don't worry I'm pretty cute, but personality is more important than looks. I hope someone out there can prove to me that there are milfs good guys in this city. Looking forward to hearing from you
Dating a married man is absolutely verboten, at least this was what our mother used to say, but then she was always a religious woman>>Looking for something different 27yr (Pompton Lakes, 7442, NJ )
hello there... im a 27 year old black female looking for a single white male.... btw the ages of 26-35. sorry but i only date white men, and please no one over this age limit please. i have been single for about 1 year now and im ready to start looking again. well lets see.. about me.. i am 5'6'' medium built.. with curves in all the right places... never got any complaints. i work as a nurse in chester county....part of the chester county hospital. i love my job and would never want to give it up. its very demanding but its worth every minute. i love collecting movies... its my favorite hobby in the world. i also love meeting new people, camping, football, everything and anything about the olmypics, going out once in a while, and much more. i have had a sting of bad realtionships and im looking for someone who doesnt want to be controlling and demanding, someone who wants to be equal in everything that we do. Im looking for my best friend in the end. Someone who would be willing to see if the friendship will turn into a relationship down the road. In my last relationships i have been bossed around and taken advantage of... so if you are that type of person... no thank you! Im also not looking dating for married FWB .. thats not me..im older now and its just not fun and safe.. If you not looking for something to possibly turn into something real down the line.... im not interested.. well im an open book and feel free to ask me anthing... Hope to hear from you soon..
Blind dating 36yr (7442, NJ, Passaic County)
Giving this one last try. I am a 36 year old single woman. I was married for 10 years but for many reasons things did not work out. I do not have any kids unless you count my guide dog lol. If I have your atention, I am blind and very independant. I am looking for a man that will describe how beautiful the day is. Someone who will dating for married the time to show me things. I am looking for someone who is independant, sweet, willing to take charge to a point,and has a great personality. I want someone who is going to make me laugh. I am not looking for someone who is going to act funny around me because I can't see. If you have a question then ask. I prefer men between 34 and 50 but I am not aposed to other ages. Please be in your 30's at the youngest lol. I am not a thin woman but rather on the thick side. I am losing weight and I wouldn't be aposed to someone who wants to work out with me. Since I know that it will come up...I have a speech program on my computer that converts the text on the screen into speech for me. It makes it possible to use the internet and other programs lol. Your pic get's mine.