Oh the irony of ironies that I, a devotee of all things Vampyre, should find myself playing unintentional host to a host of Cimex Lectularius - bed bugs. I wanted to share my blood with a neurasthenic young vampire man, but in the gay-friendly demimonde of NYU all I have found to find me are these little bugs. And for now, I'm OK with that. I have decided that it would be hypocritical of me to kill them, when I spend so much of myself dreaming of doing exactly what they live to do; so I shall not kill them. Let my neighbors complain all they want: one girl's puppy is another girl's bed bug. The young man for me is tall, strapping, straight , and willing to share me with my nocturnal insect lovers. At least for now. This means that you must be willing to be bitten by my bedbugs and that you not make any effort to swat them aside or otherwise harm them should you spot one feeding on your blood. I am open to having my mind changed on this provided my heart is won first. No photos, please. Woo me with your words. My bed bugs are waiting.
I have been dating a married woman for seven months. We are together continously such as during lunch at work, after work until 8 or 10pm at night and on the weekends. Sometimes we go out of town together and she tells her husband she is leaving for work reasons. Sometimes I am with her, her husband and family on the weekends. Her husband must know but he never asks.>>Smart sweet gal seeks honest deep funny guy 44yr (63080, Sullivan, Missouri)
Hi, Im just a regular gal 44yrs. seeking a regular gentleman. Age 44-49. I think Iím very sweet, non-judgmental, thoughtful and also I care a lot about things. Iím pretty straight forward I feel most comfortable that way and appreciate a forward gentleman . He believes that secrets are not good. Keep things clean all the way around. And besides I know too much about people I catch everything real quick, trust me! I have 3 Paris hilton little dogs. Im seeking a best friend. Playing gags is the most fun. I like to go see comedy, camping, watch or learn culture, history, about the world and politics and generally like to learn about everything all except sports. My favorite subject is studying behavior. Iím a therapist. Iím seeking a stable guy whos gentle, likes to communicate a lot, very creative in one or preferable many ways. In my free time I run, medium weight box, study comedy, sewing and shop on HSN. Im very clean with morels also I donít party either. Iím Very career driven. I like a guy whoís into his best girl. Fixes her car or hangs up pictures for her. And just over all is very dedicated and likes to talk, write notes, give surprises and everything. My personality is a lot like the Kardashians, the way they live and run their lives. Except Im not like Courtney I donít date guys like Courneys boyfriend Scott. I donít put up with anything. Im more strong than her in that way. I donít give any second chances, I barely give the first chance even. If this sounds interesting so far please email me your photo and tell me why you answered my ad in particular. Look forward to hearing from ya! Thanks a bunch! Becka
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So yeah... that's right! I'm a Latino Lady in the Fairhill vicinity seeking out a interesting, sensible, sometimes silly, imaginative white man. Here is some info about me: 125 pounds of thick flesh , energetic, I workout weekly, 5'5'' tall... anything else you want to find out? I'm an open book and do not have anything to hide. So give me your best try. So if you aren't happy with nicely toned chicks then you shouldn't respond to me because I know most guys prefer Bbw. Although there's nothing wrong with a Bbw, I'm simply just not. YOU: Have got a little sense please, Absolutely no liars I have had quite a lot of them , not married, stamina in the bedroom ....I think I've said it plain and straightforward. No rocket science here. So write me if you want to know more about myself and I'll send you pictures. Bye!
I am in a relationship that's going downhill and I need to break free - w4m 27yr (Sullivan, 63080 , Franklin County)
After checking out other ladies' postings here, I found myself as the prettiest girl that have posted here tonight. If you want to be adventurous with me, go ahead and send me a message with your photo, you will not be disappointed. I need some spark in my life outside of my box. If I don't pick you among the rest, I appreciate your effort, but I am sorry to tell you that it's just not meant to be. These two things I can assure you: I am not fat and I am not a man or a tranny ;) - I know i know. These are your worst fears right? Now these should be the least of your worries. Please do not send me outdated photos or photos that are not of you cause you know you're just gonna waste both of our time. Below's a preview of my fullness
Are you a good kisser? 27yr (63080, Sullivan, MO)
I would like to meet a guy who can wow me with a kiss! I am tired of wasting my time on dates and then when it comes to the ''wow'' moment... there isn't one. dating for married then it's back to the drawing board. Not looking for just a hook up, so don't get the wrong idea. Just looking for a nice guy, who is a good kisser, can make me laugh and wants to have fun! E-mail me if this sounds like you... Me: 5'8'', White, Curves, has a career, no drugs.
Want to See Holy Roller tmrw afternoon? 40yr (Sullivan, Missouri , Greater St. Louis)
I would love to see the new flick ''Holy Rollers'' with Jesse Eisenberg. It's a true story milfs a young Hasidic guy who gets involved in working for a gambling ring that takes him to a seedy underworld outside of the insular one he comes from. I would love some company seeing it tomorrow at the Sunshine theater on East Houston. Its playing at 3:15 and 5:15, which one works for you? Shoot me an email with a little about yourself and lets make plans to meet. By the way I'm a pretty cute brunette with an easy going sweet personality and I love seeing indie films on a regular basis.
Are you currently dating a married woman? Is this your first time or are you experienced when it comes to dating another man's wife? Whatever the case may be, you must know the basic rules and regulations when it comes to dating a married woman.>>Seeking Manfriend 26yr (Sullivan, Missouri , Greater St. Louis)
Hello Fellas, This is my first time trying this and im not sure what to expect. Chester molesters, swingers, and hipsters please stay away. A little about me,..... I am originally from Aspen, 26 years old and self employed as a Private Chef. Im assertive, sarcastic, feminine, loyal, driven, stylish, creative, adventurous, outgoing, versatile and always smell really good. . Im looking for the same qualities in a manfriend. Notice the use of the word MAN. Meeting dudes in bars just isn't working for me anymore and am hoping this might bring in a quality crop of young lads. My favorite activities are cooking/eating of course, spending time with family and friends, going to concerts, dancing , snowboarding, traveling, going to art shows and watching movies. Im active but not really that dating for married of an outdoorsey person, a light hike or picnic at the park is about as far as I will go. I truely enjoy city life. Im super up front and this tends to intimidate some people. Timid boys need not respond. I really want to find someone funny, smart, stylish, ambitious,and mature. If this is you send me a lil somethin. Please send a picture also because let's face it chemistry is everything. To help weed out non attentive men please post the phrase ''Party on Wayne'' as the subject. :)
Pretty, petite, fun, & submissive. 25yr (Sullivan, 63080, MO , Greater St. Louis)
I know I've posted this several times, but I'm simply not getting responses from the type of people I'm looking for. So here's another try. He's gotta be out there, somewhere ;) Hello, and thanks for taking the time to read this over. Hmmm.... well, I'm a smart girl, so don't play any stupid games with me, please. You'll only be wasting your time. I have a Bachelors degree, and am going back to school to get my Masters degree. I enjoy lots of things in life... a great book or film, taking walks and just talking, enjoying a hot cocoa in the dead of winter, traveling, working out, photography, and countless other things I can't think of at the moment. As to why I'm on Criagslist, I am a submissive. Kinda hard to bring that into conversation after a nice, sweet vanilla date, eh? I am looking for a man, preferably someone I can develop a long term relationship with as well, between the ages of 28 and 39. Not to say if you don't fit that age group it's an automatic no, but I generally like guys who are a bit older than myself. My ideal person is someone smart, attractive, confident, and willing to go after what they want in life. Also, tall, attractive, real, and also looking for dating for married long term relationship . I like to think of myself as a very good little girl and submissive. I listen and take direction well, and once we have an established trust in the relationship, I would do just about anything for you that you asked. Your opinion of me matters, and I aim to make you happy and proud of me. Please, if interested, send me a picture of yourself along with some information about you. Please be able to string together at least a few paragraphs ;) Too much to ask for? Hope not.