with long blond hair and some healthy Arizona tan. Easy on the eye and very easy going and down to earth. Not a Scobbsdale Princess or a Drama Queen.Please write a little about yourself, your interests, etc and attach a recent picture of yourself and put "Real Guy" in a subject line- it will speed up things for me. Thanks for reading and Good Luck to us all!
I am currently dating a married woman. I have known her for eight years, but we have just become romantically involved in the last four and a half months. I've known she has not been happy with her marriage for years and wants to end it, but she has not yet done so due to a variety of reasons. I'm certain that she does not love her husband -- I've met him before, and I cannot understand why she's with him at all.>>anyone wants to chat on yahoo? (48111, Belleville, MI)
i'm a 38-year-old asian female. I am normal and sane. Just looking for someone for a normal and sane conversation. Please be educated, white collared professional and over age 40. Thanks.
Date married ladies/guys in your neighbourhood.
Wanting....someone to share daily life with Wishing.....that you were somewhere out there. Waiting.....knowing you're out there.
Third time's a charm? 20yr (Belleville, Michigan , Metro Detroit)
I'm going to go out on a limb and say: If you are attracted to my type, email me. We all know looks are important to guys; there's no arguing that fact. It's just, I could spend plenty of my time writing about how fucking awesome I am, only to be rejected for not being thin, so why bother? I'm 5ft5, natural 36E's, an ass to match and like dick/420/[AS]/comics/beer. Seriously, what's there to complain about? I am not into older men-so don't ask. Bad previous experiences. 18-25 is all I'm looking for. Please send a photo since I was oh-so generous for posting my own online. It's not one of those "no pic, no response" things; gah, I'm not that shallow. Oh, and sorry for my potty-mouth. I am a nice girl, I promise, despite how bitchy this post makes me sound.
I know what I want, do you? (Belleville, 48111 , Wayne County)
I know exactly the type of guy I am looking for but have yet to find him. CL has been dating for married worthless in the finding a great match department. But I haven't lost hope. At least, not yet. Even after some of the most ridiculous responses/dates I've experienced. So here I am, a SWF BBW in her 30's, never married, no kids, non-smoker who loves to laugh, is very outgoing, has a great head on her shoulders and is ready to fall in love with her best friend. All I ask is that you please be a SWM in your 30's, a non-smoker without children , outgoing with a personality and sense of humor and please live on the Dallas side of the Metroplex. Some come on honest, intelligent, real guys of the Dallas area. Impress me. Give me a reason to believe there's someone out there for me. I'm sick of kissing frogs.
Lucky You! One Super Amazing Dame Up For Grabs! 31yr (48111, MI, Wayne County)
Interested? Read on, my darling cinnamon streusel and I shall list some of the things that make me the glittering gem of amazement that I am. THE AWESOME: *I give great gifts *My mind is my own *I'll call you on your bullshit & won't punch you in the face when you call me on mine....probably *I'll watch UFC with you *I'm a pretty great hula hooper *I'm an excellent kisser *I play a pretty mean kazoo *I use my blinker *I'm just as comfortable in a fancy restaurant as a funky dive bar....although, I have a preference for funky dives. *I can rollerskate *I'm considerate - please refer to point #3 about probably not punching you in the face. See? Considerate. *I have some pretty sweet dance moves *I'm almost always on time *I'll play video games with you *I'll put the toilet seat UP for you after I pee....but only at your house *I'll build a fort in the living room with you *I'm pretty damn funny *I would donate a kidney for you - just for fun, not because you needed it *I'll bring you soup & popsicles when you're sick *I'll proof read your papers *I'll push you on the swings *I'll make you amazing mixed CD's *I'll tell you bedtime stories *I won't care if you eat with your fingers *I don't know karate, but I know carazy *I'll buy you prizes from gumball machines *I'll make you laugh when you're upset....or just piss you off even more. *I like driving fast *I love stormy weather Music - mainly Indie, but there's also a lot of Hip-Hop, Jazz, Classical, Rock, blah blah blah, on my iPod Books - John Irving, Tom Robbins and Christopher Moore are some of my favorites Movies - I mostly dig the Independent kinda stuff, Wes Anderson, Coen Brothers, John Waters. Or really, really bad stuff, like Showgirls. THE MAYBE NOT SO AWESOME: *I'm curvy, plus size, not skinny, voluptuous, fat, rubenesque - insert synonym of choice, here. *I'm sassy, sarcastic, acerbic, bitchy. Whatevs. *I'm politically incorrect and a big fan of shock value *My sense of humor is rather sophomoric - think Sarah Silverman. Poop jokes never get old. Ever. *I have tattoos - big, obvious tattoos and plan on many more *I've bottle fed baby squirrels - I'm not sure why this one is bad, it just popped into my head *I have an irrational fear of chickens - I know, I know. I told you it was irrational, didn't I? *I curse like a sailor *I don't like fish, but I love sushi *I belch *I'll try to convince you to let me paint your toenails *I like to wear disguises to places like the bank & grocery store *I only like fresh squeezed orange juice. Shame on you, Tropicana. Who do you think you're fooling??? *I put clothes on my dog *I've grown tired of writing this ad There you have it, my darling banana milfs ME. If you've made it this far and are so inclined to send me an email, please tell me a bit about what makes you so freakin' awesome. *****Oh, and by the way***** If your response is gonna be, ''I'm a guy, I like awesome things. Got a picture?'' or something along those lines, don't bother. I won't respond. Make it worth my while. And pleeeease, for the love of all that is sacred - DO NOT USE ''LOL''...because we both know you didn't really laugh out loud...and if you do really laugh out loud after every sentence you type, you need medication. Seriously. Because you're crazy. *****That concludes this announcement***** Now get to wooing, sucka!
Do you think it is okay for a single person to date someone who is married? Iím thinking of the whole Rielle Hunter - John Edwards affair. Iím a divorced woman in my late 30s, and I would NEVER date or screw a married man. >>Someone cool to hang-out with.. 35yr (Belleville, 48111, MI , Metro Detroit)
Looking to meet a cool guy to hang-out with, someone who is smart can get alone with anyone and everyone. You Cute, smart, with a nice personality, tall, fit SWM ONLY. Send a photo of dating for married with your email no pic no respond.
consistency - w4m 26yr (Belleville, Michigan , Metro Detroit)
no drama, no flake outs. good looking, professional, independent, candid, brutally honest hyper-sexual non-smoking woman seeking same in a confident aggressive dating for married self aware local hung to semi-hung man. tall with dark hair and soap smell always rewarded.