hello men out there- There must be an adventurous man out there that enjoys life's bountiful beauty. I enjoy being outdoor. I have been busy working on my career and life that I have failed to enjoys all the outdoorsy activities which I am planning to enjoy this summer. My first official summer in which I do am not working since I was 16. I am not looking for a financially dependent man, you should have most of your things in order by now. I am not your sugar momma nor am I wanting to care for you, I have been taking care of children for a very long time. I want a friend and a partner that is adventurous and loves to travel. My other endeavor is to start experiencing the world's backyard. I am a teacher and enjoys it very much. If you are adventurous, loves to travel, enjoys living life to the fullest, health conscious then maybe we can hang. Let me tell you little about myself, I am not a typically Asian female. I am short, stubby , loud, opinionated, not submissive, gentle, caring, kindhearted, and very generous for great causes. I am not very good with people with talents and abilities that will not strive or work for what they want and I am terrible with people that view that the world owe them something. I have been used once too many times and so I can see a scam miles away so don't waste your time with me if you are thinking I am an easy target because I seem nice, which I am but I am not that easy. I enjoys working out at the gym a lot. I call myself a gym rat because if I wasn't working I will be at the gym. It would be nice if you like working out as well. If my posting appeal to you, do drop me a line maybe we can develop something good.
I have been dating a married woman for seven months. We are together continously such as during lunch at work, after work until 8 or 10pm at night and on the weekends. Sometimes we go out of town together and she tells her husband she is leaving for work reasons. Sometimes I am with her, her husband and family on the weekends. Her husband must know but he never asks. >>Cryptozoologist Needed 26yr (92866, Orange, CA, Orange County)
So pretty much if you understood the title you're 1/2 way there. I figure if I try to scare people off the ones that still filter through might be able to handle my life. So lets see whats the worst of it? I'm slightly crazy, a perpetual ball of stress. I came up with a great analogy the other day I am Keanu Reeves and there is in fact a bomb on the bus. Somehow I manage. It could be the copious amounts of 420 I smoke, but it could just be mad skills. I was recently laid-off. Currently I am taking a mini-vacation on unemployment. Yet I can still pay all my own bills. I will watch pretty much any horror movie, as well as anything on Lifetime. Not the ''some kid with cancer'' or ''men are evil and hit women'' movies, the murder and intrigue ones. And cartoons are my weakness, Futurama was the best ever and I just cannot explain how excited I am its coming back. I was recently told that my friend loves hanging out with me because where as other people would be embarrassed by their music choice I insist on blasting the radio. Compliment? Jury's still out. Some statistical information? Almost 5'4, not little, but not doomed to shop at the fat girl store. Divorced. No kids. Sorta live alone, long story. My hair is whatever length and color I land on that week. I cant live with a hair cut for more than 3 weeks, but I'll get tattoos for fun, go figure. Currently though, its ''coffee'' colored, whatever that means and almost shoulder length. My eyes change color depending on my mood/makeup. Oh and I collect hoodies like some chicks collect shoes. Ok I think that's it. You? A) The kind of guy that doesn't want a girl that wants a guy to send inappropriate pictures, first and foremost. B) Employed, double standards are a mother aren't they? C) Understanding and open-minded. You don't need to be on board with all my craziness, but don't judge. D) Awesome. That's all I ask, just be totally awesome.
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I’ve finally decided to grow a pair of balls and post up my own personal, rather than just skim through the hopefuls each day. I’ll try to keep it short and to the point as to attempt to not lose your interest in the first 10 seconds. So here goes… My personality--> I consider myself to be a genuine down to earth person and have been told as such. I’m shy at first and will open up after some witty banter, and then will surprise most with my sarcastic quarky personality after a few drinks. Besides the fact that I swear too much and recently found out that I no longer hold the ability to ride a bike, I am typically regarded as a good person. :) My looks--> Short. Athletic body. White as all hell. Freckles. Ginger hair. Indie style. I wear the same vans almost every day. Just rad. Some of my joys in life--> Music. It’s my energy. Finding, sharing, indulging, listening, analyzing. I would never refer to myself as a music elitist by any means , but I seek someone who could share a similar interest. I am also a dancer. It’s a huge passion of mine, but I can elaborate on that later. I’m pretty open minded when it comes to a multitude of things, be it how or where to spend my time or even social and political issues . The last I will mention is my passion for travel. I’ve been to the Philippines a couple of times as a volunteer dance teacher and to Western Europe to do the typical backpacking/self discovery thing, and both excursions had a tremendous impact on my life. Just realizing that happiness can be found through diverse ways of living opens up so many possibilities. What I seek--> I tend to be attracted to those of the indie persuasion, regardless of race or age. This doesn’t necessarily mean that those are the only types I’ve ever had interest in throughout my life, so I guess that it leaves things quite open. More likely I will find attraction to someone who has a similar mindset, maturity, and physical demeanor as myself. Although…many times I am oddly attracted to the tall skinny type, despite my tiny stature. Beards are a generous plus. :) Oh, and please please have decent grammar. Nothing drives me up a wall more than when people think it’s cute to write or talk like they never passed the 5th grade. What intrigues me…a person who is confident in who they are. Someone who will fall for who I truly am. I do not want to be spoiled. I just want the company of someone who I can really connect with. That’s probably my highest expectation and though it is rarely achieved, I’m always open to opportunity. Save the fun of exchanging more experiences for later. Hope this sparks your interest. If so, get back to me, send a picture, and we’ll chat it up. Take care. -Bree
Nothing complicated 36yr (92867, Orange, California)
I am good looking, slim and open minded. Interested in meeting tall and attractive guy, with well-toned body for uncomplicated relationship.I have met some nice guys on the CL, so I prefer somebody who is not new to online dating. I will respond only if I like your photo
looking for SBM 36yr (92865, CA, Orange County)
hello i am a creative artsy thick/curvy SWF looking for a south bay SBM -friends first, then lets see what develops. Not into one night CL thang so keep looking if thats what you are after. i am also a part-time college professor. yay for summer dating for married email me to learn more about what I am looking for, and to tell me about yourself. Please be between 28-38 years old. and over 5 10'' peace!
A dose of honesty 25yr (Orange, California )
Tired of Being Misled by W4M http://dating-for-married.net list Ads? Cool, me too, I’ve put together a guide for every male in hopes to help you avoid an evening of disappointment. Everything you see translated on here has been taken directly from ads in the W4M section right here in Denver, CO. milfs there is a reason you are not currently being flesh stabbed by Brad Pitt, be honest with yourselves and to those who would consider dating you. 1. “I like to be treated like a princess and being spoiled by my man is great! I'm very caring and like to please my man.” Translation: You are a spoiled female who when she doesn’t get her way; throws a temper tantrum just like you did for your 16th birthday and your dad bought you a brand new convertible that was the wrong color. You view the blowjob that you offer your boyfriend once as year as the equivalent of front row season tickets for his favorite sports team. Most likely, you are also terrible at fellating your man as well. 2. “Any man would feel lucky to have me on his arm.” Translation: You are 30, still living with your parents who tell you daily that you’re beautiful in hopes it will keep your self-esteem up just enough so you don’t kill yourself in their basement. 3. “I will not send a picture but when we meet you won't be sorry.” Translation: Your personality and self image is even more fake than those discount tits you purchased with a coupon from a shady plastic surgeon. 4. “As my man i'd like to get an allowance from you of at least two hundred fifty a week.” Translation: Please refer yourself to translation number 1. 5. “Someone that has a job of course and is NOT lazy. Someone that cares about himself, be clean, go to the dentist, doctor, eat right ect.” Translation: I need someone who has worked hard to get where they are at in life, because I haven’t, and have no intentions of doing so. Spell check? Fail! 6. “I consider myself very beautiful.” Translation: Delusions are fun and healthy, just like Meth. 7. “I am a little bigger than average. Im working towards average. I have lost 111 lbs!” Translation: 111lbs, well done, keep going. 8. “I have a tongue piercing and am soon to be getting a tattoo.” Translation: You actually think these bodily additions make you a fun and unique person. Odds are, you are not a very exciting or fun to be around. However, seeing as how you mentioned in your ad that you have your tongue pierced, I’d be willing to bet all the beer in Colorado that you have sucked a lot of salt malt out of many different meat straws. 9. “I know im young but i have spent way too much time on fake azz little boys.” Translation: Wow, look forward to receiving a lot of texts from this one. 10. “Here's the best part: I'm a smart, funny, likeable and very sexual woman. Think you can handle me?” Translation: I will give you a raging case of herpes that will make your penis look and feel like a topographical map.
Don't Fall in Love: This is the number one rule when dating a married woman. >>Good Guys Only Need Apply 28yr (92868, Orange, CA)
My names jennifer dating for married people call me Jenny. I am probably the most easy to get along with person you will ever meet. i have a ton of friends but no single ones to hang out with. im the first one my friends call when they need anything because im always willing to help out. i dont mind spending time at home eating in and watching tv but i also do like to go out once in awhile. i would prefer an out going type guy willing to suggest and try new things. i can have fun doing almost anything as long as the company is good . i do not have any baggage or drama and prefer you dont either. i do have my own hobbies, as well as you should have yours, but i would like someone that has the time for dating.* So baby drop me a line and we can go from there!! xoxo
Let's see what CL offers me.... 26yr (Orange, 92867, CA )
Hi all , I am just looking to meet someone new here. Possibly someone who I can talk to and go out with sometimes. I don't necessary look for boyfriend. I've been dating younger guys if dating for married the same age and it hasn't worked out so well. So this time is a change. I am looking for someone older at his 30'. Looks matter , so please send pictures of yourself with some information so I know who I talk to. I don't want to exchange tons of emails with someone I know I won't be attracted to and your pics will probably help us to save time :) I am not looking for someone to get married. It's more like meeting new people and see where it goes. Please don't bother if you search for the love of your life. About me, I am 26, very cute, petite , dark complexion, educated, friendly, fairly outgoing, positive, honest, ambitious and bla bla bla. You can ask anything. I am not good at talking about myself. Thanks and maybe talk to you soon