Yes, I am quirky. I am also real. One of the many reasons I love Portland necessitates the rain, but come on; this is getting ridiculous. My quirks include: Creating random acts of art around town of the not illegal variety. The utter enjoyment of morbid, dark, sometimes violent films while finding equal enjoyment in the study of quantum theory. Dancing in public, sometimes only to the music that is in my head . Eating healthy as often as I can, and then consuming vast amounts of red beef and glazed donuts. Exercising at 2 in the morning . I am super smart. You better be too or in all honesty, I will grow bored of you quickly. And, with that said, I am brutally honest. If you don't understand and practice the art of candor, you won't like me and I more likely than not, won't like you. If you send me photos of your penis, I might just make it my short-term religion to find you and humiliate you with all available means at my disposal . So, if you're thinking about it, don't. I like penises. I don't like looking at pictures of them. Clear? Good. If you would like to hear back from me, I have several simple ''guidelines'': 1) Please attach a photo . 2) Did I mention 'recent'....photo? 3) Please be between the ages of 29 and 39. It is possible I can bend a little on this but it will depend on you and how I read you. You aren't going to get any more help on that one. 4) Be intelligent. Again, read above. 5) And finally, in order to help streamline the whole spambot deletion process that is of course inevitable, please put ''I see purple'' in the subject of your reply. Now that's not so hard, is it? Occasionally I peruse the w4m postings and see well-meaning women who have their posts flagged. I'm not going to put up with that shit. Flag me and you will only succeed in pushing me back up to the top. I am a well-meaning and kind person . Physical attraction is of course important. But really, I'm more interested in the substance of your person and I sincerely hope you feel the same too.
The first step is finding married women seeking an affair online. Ignore the free dating sites. These are scams setup to steal identities and spam members with paid offers like live webcams. Choose a popular dating site with several million members. >>Surprise me ) 24yr (85501, Globe, AZ, Gila County)
Hello. So we are both looking to see what the world has to offer. I am just looking for the normal stuff.. Someone to hang out with, go hiking, see a movie, enjoy each others company . I am still young but think that life is to short to not enjoy the people we are with. If this sounds like something up your alley then send me an email and we can go from there. Let's see what happens... What's the worst thing that could happen? We arnt compatable, so we move on. Look forward to meeting you. Ps. Had fun with photo shop lol. I can send a real picture if you would like. -- Posted from my iPod touch using http://dating-for-married.netPro
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Hello, 34yr (85501, Globe, AZ)
Musts...honesty, sense of humor, fun loving, like children and animals, open minded, and responsible....I could go on but thats a good start. Must nots...drugs, cheaters, lazy bums, serial daters or jerks. Send a picture and a few words about yourself...if I'm interested I will reply. Like I said, my ad= my rules.
looking for a LTR 20yr (Globe, Arizona )
Hey Iím looking for a sweet, caring guy for a possible ltr. Iím a t-shirt and jeans kind of girl. I donít really get dressed up. Iím into sports and like to watch and play them. Iím very sweet, caring, kind hearted, and have a good sense of humor. I like men in the 19-24 age range that are athletic and donít smoke please. Nerdy is okay but just donít be dorkus maximus ;) I donít do the bar/club scene. I prefer nights in, going to the movies, taking a walk, good conversation, eating. etc. If you want to find out more send me an email with a pic please and I will send you one back :) put a smiley in the subject line so i know you are real
Seeking older man 22yr (Globe, 85501 , Gila County)
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I am sure you are wondering what kind of ad is that is it very difficult for me to find you or to meet you we are may be living next to each other or we shop from the some WHOLE FOODS store so let give our self a chance to meet or to get to know each other we might having a lot of things in comment or at leat we give it a try so i am 5/3 brunette long brown hair and brown eyes 138 lbs and i am not fat i am just fine and every word it is the truth i am a real lady serching for a friend may be more if we are right for each other so if u think to kill time or just to have fun please do not reply i like walking..camping...shopping...dancing...readng...cooking....traveling ....dinning out ....and still more to go So how about you did u fund yor lady yet ? so i am still available ...let us talk.....meet for coffee.....??????? so u must be over fifty please NO problem if you do have kids mine are milfs up and their gone so may be i can help you wih yours they will make me feel younger so et me know have a good day and good luck to both of us..................BYE
Being married and looking at dating websites may seem a bit weird but in our century it looks pretty normal. Of course, you can do whatever you want, nobody blames you. >>Looking for weekend fun (85501, Globe, Arizona)
Lets connect on email and then dating for married if we like. Pecture and stats please.
Let's Not Label What I Want. . . 33yr (85501, AZ, Gila County)
This ad has been flagged before. Let's see what happens this time. . . . What I am: -33 years old -Married -A Mom -Funny -Intelligent -Open/Honest -Shy, but Outgoing -Very attractive -Living in the Far North Suburbs What You Are: -Not less than 28, but not more than 48 -Single -Laid Back/Easy Going -Confident w/o being Arrogant -Fun and/or funny -Relatively Intelligent -Open/Honest -Financially stable/secure -Attractive and possessing good personal hygiene skills and a modicum of fashion sense -Okay with the fact that I live far north and won't be willing to drive to the other side of the universe on a regular basis What I'm looking for: -I'm looking for a friend. Honestly, a really good friend, with a dash of romance and/or physical attraction. As with adding flavor to anything, I'm willing to experiment and see what works for us without putting labels or 'requirements' on our relationship. If we were attracted to each other and we were both interested in taking things to a physical level, I'm perfectly comfortable with that. If we were ever only ''just friends'' that's fine, too. I'd like someone to chat w/ on-line dating for married via text. Someone to go out and do things with occasionally. -I'm looking for someone that cares about me but is not dependant on me. Someone that might grow to love me . Someone who is comfortable being ''third'' in my life after my husband and kids. -I want a Will to my Grace. Someone who ''gets'' me, someone I can laugh with, have fun with, talk to about anything; someone I can fall a little in love with because I'm just that kind of hopeless romantic. What I can give you: -I am an awesome friend, a good listener, a generous spirit. -I am fun to be around, interested in exploring and trying new things, and I can almost always make you laugh -I am thoughtful, romantic, sensuous, giving, kind, sensitive, passionate, and I am a good ''date'' for weddings, etc. ;-) If you made it this far and you're still reading and not shaking your head and thinking about all the ''crazies'' on http://dating-for-married.net list, or you felt yourself smile at any point during my rambling, or you just think I might be an amusing person to kill some time with, why don't you give it a shot and e-mail me? You've got nothing to lose. Your pic gets mine, and if you send me a picture of your tool, I will delete without even reading what an awesome lover and/or rich famous guy you are. No thanks. Not into it. It would be great if you could put something witty or pithy in the subject line of your email, to help me weed out the inevitable spam. If I'm not your cup of tea, than have fun trying out all the different flavors life has to offer. . . I hope to as well!